If I'm The Standard Than Yes, Yes You Are

If I'm the standard than yes, yes you are

[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth

im going to say "you will be boiled" more in my every day life actually because of this image

I know for a fact that people judge you because I AM THE PERSON JUDGING YOU!

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

The only thing worse is when they bring out love triangles

does anyone else get that horrible feeling when ur watching a show that you like, but you can feel the heterosexual romance building up, u know the signs, and it’s like ur in a horror movie except instead of a monster it’s the protagonists annoying boyfriend to be

Good to know I'm not alone about this

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

We Stan train lord

Boarding the train on July 1st with my GAY ticket & the train lord gets so scared he dies