Devildomresidentt - She-wants-revenge

𝐌𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨…

(Naruto cast Edition)

Featuring - Kakashi, Kisame, Gaara, Juugo, Yamato, Obito, Might Guy, Asuma, Itachi, Iruka, Jiraiya, Konoha 12 males, & Anyone else you see fit <3

Rating - Lovey-Dovey Cutesy-Wutesy Fluff

Song Choice - My Girlfriend (TV Girl)

Men who love you unconditionally as if it's a second nature to them. They lived the majority of their life with the idea that they're undeserving of the love they see on display in public, but you changed that for them. You mean the world to them and they'll do anything in their power to make sure you never feel the way they felt before they met you, your smile is worth more than any amount of Ryo in the world to them. (Kakashi, Choji, Kisame, Gaara, Juugo, + Anyone you see fit)

Men who will remember every single detail and aspect of you and your life. They'll easily be able to list your likes and dislikes perfectly without a single detail missed, some may even say they know you better than you know yourself. They just cant help it, seeing you happy and content means everything to them and being the cause of those feelings are a huge bonus to them. (Shikamaru, Shino, Neji, Rock Lee, Yamato, Obito, Might Guy, Asuma, + Anyone you see fit)

Men who are adorably romantic in their own unique way. Although they aren't the lovey-dovey romantic type, they still show you just how much they absolutely adore you, even if the world doesn't see it. Instead of expensive dinner dates, they prefer spending time chatting about the future you see having with each other while helping you prepare dinner. They appreciate the time they spend with you above anything, even if it's something as simple as tagging along with you while you run errands or the extra 2-5 minutes you two spend with your limbs intertwined with each others before the alarm goes off. (Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Kiba, Itachi, Iruka, Jiraiya + Anyone you see fit)

I always thought he made Metal with mitosis 😭😭 Like he saw everyone else having children and didn’t wanna feel left out, so he just split himself and made Metal

My theory on where Mini-Lee came from

So we’ve all read Chapter 700 by now, and as such, we all know that Lee is training a new big browed child that looks suspiciously just like him, right?

What we’re all asking is “Where did he come from? Is he actually Lee’s child? Is Tenten the mother?”

Well, I was curious too, so I set off to find the answer, and what I discovered is probably the most shocking plot twist in all fiction. Remember Neji? Tall, long hair, kinda corpsey?

Yeah, this guy.

Anyways, after he died and Naruto shared began to spread chakra to everyone, Lee was the one attending to his corpse before going off and being a complete badass. But what did he do with that corpse? I re-read and re-watched the scene for several hours, until noticing something peculiar. Take a look for yourself.

Lee stole Neji’s eyebrows.

Everyone has seen this already, and we all just thought it was a morbidly hilarious animation goof, but what if there was actually more to it this entire time? 

What if Lee took those eyebrows and grew a child out of them? 

This would completely explain where the child came from, and it would also explain why there’s always a child who mysteriously appears in Konoha, with large round eyes, and big bushy eyebrows, that has poor chakra control and excels in Taijutsu. Each generation harvests, and cultivates the eyebrows of the dead, until they form a construct made out of them, and then trains it to do the same when it’s time for a new one to be made. Yep.

Kisame Hoshigaki 1/6 scale figure - Rocket Toys (2024)

I'm afraid that your Uchiha is tsundere, sir

He deserves a little break

i wanted to make a couple of headcanons about the imaginary chunin exam, but i started with silly jokes. + an alternate universe where they have twitter and smartphones.

warning: bad language, probably sensitive content.