Random Out Of Pocket Naruto Tweets (filler Post While I Work On Naruto Headcanons)

Random out of pocket Naruto tweets (filler post while I work on Naruto Headcanons)

I’d have every mf in that house worried for the both of us with the amount of filthy sounds we’d be making, def pegging him afterwards too 🤞🏾

big boy

beelzebub x mc // nsfw

just thinking about beel + size kink. he’s by far the biggest and tallest of the brothers and it’s something you always notice when you see him, especially when he’s standing next to his brothers or the others. when he’s beside you or in front of you, simply talking to you and keeping eye contact, your heart can’t help but thump loudly in your chest. the way he has to look down and you have to look up, how big his arms look from below, you can’t help but stare at the prominent curves and crevices on his muscular body.

if only you knew that while you were checking him out, he was doing the same, in his mind he thought about how you were at the perfect height to nuzzle in his pecs, how easy it would be to pick you up and fold you in whatever position he desired. and he really could, this man would have you up in the air, holding up your legs and your arms all while fucking up into your hole. mans could probably hold you up against the wall and eat you out.

he would also love to watch the way he stretched you out, or how big his cock was in comparison to your face. fun fact he would 100% have a thing for chubby girls. your love for food would probably make him love you even more than he already does, and his fixation on oral would probably also be a lot worse. his brothers would be shocked at how he wasn’t absolutely inhaling his food sometimes, only to realise that he was watching you inhale yours. the image of you licking creamy sauce off your fingers and the soft hums and moans you made as your eyes practically rolled back into your skull would definitely replay over and over in his mind at late hours, alone in his bed. he would think he was gonna go crazy with the amount of popsicles and lollipops you were consuming.

at some point he probably couldn’t hold back anymore and pulled you off of the common rooms couch and drag you into his room, growling something in a husky tone when you squeak and ask what he was up to, “i’ll give you something else to suck on.”

he’d sit on the edge of his bed and immediately push you down in your knees, whipping out his cock and not even giving you a warning, practically forcing it down your throat, almost cumming in a matter of seconds when he sees the way you gag around his size and how your cheeks look so round and full. he’d cum so much it would be dripping down the corners of your mouth, making a mess all over your boobs and throat. he’d mumble a quiet “sorry, baby.” and then make it up to you by eating you out so good almost the whole devildom can hear.

on a more lightheaded note,, i feel like i’d be known in the family and with friends that he’s very well endowed. like you can just tell that he’s hung like a horse purely by his statue. i definitely think the brothers would be extremely jealous and flustered when he’s walking down the hall in the morning only in grey sweats or maybe even in boxers if hes extra lazy to throw something on. they probably feel a tinge of worry when they see you walking weirdly in the morning.

this just been on my mind today :3

He’s so painfully me 😭😭

BITCHLESS LOSERS UNITE 🗣️🔊‼️‼️

Please.. I beg of thou..

Can we please get more of Levi being an absolute loser we beg-eth of thou 😔💕

Lazy silly guys for u

Do not fret children, father will return with more Headcanons and nonsense soon..

They just know him too well XD

Random Obey Me! Rant 4

I like to think that Lucifer sees his past self in Satan

Like his early celestial realm days where he was just as hungry for knowledge as current day Satan, eager to learn about the world around him and even more eager to make change in it.

And besides his wings turning black, I HC that Lucifer went though other physical changes after he fell

Like how his Golden Blonde locks faded to a Deep Black at an instant, or how his Beautiful Emerald eyes clouded up with tears of frustration as they shifted to the same color as the Piercing Blood trickling down his lower back as he tore out his Platinum White Wings just moments before they turned black..

Satan was damn near a carbon copy of a young Lucifer. It really did take everything in him not to breakdown and obliterate everything in his path when he found old worn-out pictures of ‘The Celestial Realm’s Prized Morningstar’ while planting a prank in his Study.

Seeing him in his prime, seeing the sheer resemblance between them, it crushes him on the inside, almost solidifying the fear that he’ll never be able to fully separate from himself from the man who he hates the most.

Djfjdjsjdsn idk but I’m 100% sure Satans hatred for Lucifer goes wayyy deeper than just “Moody Teen Rebellion against their father”