Daniela Memes + Angie For The Soul

Daniela memes + Angie for the soul

wholesome memes only this time to bring up the mood after the chaos!! :)) <3

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Resident Lover Routes Ranked

As tradition when good things end, we overfixate on it! After 48 hours of completing all routes in Resident Lover, here's my spoiler free ranking of the good and bad endings in the game brought to us by Team AVIA 🙇🖤

Top Romantic Endings (Good ending)

#1 Miranda

As recommended by Team AVIA this route should be played last after completing all the other routes, and istg this was the best approach to the game, there's so much stuff going on (in a great way), it ties up all stories together, it explains the biggest mystery in the game and the end was SO SATISFYING. Mother Miranda was MOTHERING so good and I'm definitely obsessed with MM now. There's so much I want to talk about but won't for now to keep this spoiler free.Best route ever hope you enjoy it! 🐦‍⬛🧎

(UPDATED REVIEW: As MCs we can't escape her fr fr. You should see all cult endings in all routes before going to her cult ending. She's unbelievable but it's so hard to hate her once you get into her route and I can't explain why I still love her but holy fuck, Miranda. You make Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn look like novices for the things they do for love. Miranda literally took Yandere to a whole new level...and I love it 👀)

#2 Donna's Route (UPDATED)

We get our Flourist AU with our resident spicy sweetheart (you'd understand the spicy part later) Donna! Everything from her route was so mysterious and selecting her route before getting to Miranda's route was such a good build up before getting the answers to the numerous mysteries you'll uncover in the other routes. Donna and Miranda's route has SOOOO MUCH to bring into the table about the main mystery in the game. Plus the rivalry between Donna and Miranda for MC??? IM DEAD 😭💖

(UPDATED REVIEW: Holy shit y'all I just recently uncovered the actual cult ending for Donna's route, and as sweet and passionate her love is for us - the neutral ending was really sad, but holy fuck the double tragic endings in the cult version was just..I can't even react properly after finishing it I'm forever traumatized - see cult ending ranking)

#3 Alcina's Route

If you're into student-teacher relationship with much more murder mystery from the game and of course our Mother Alcina herself, this is for you! For all Alcina fans, buckle up for a ride because this route does not pussy-foot around romance between Alcina and player and my god THE SEXUAL TENSION. ILLICIT ROMANCE. SHEESH. Y'all are going to love it so much istg. Even the counterpart ending ate up (see tragic ending below)

TOP Tragic Ending (Cult endings)

#1 Angie and Donna's Route

Angie

Y'all would not expect the darkest ending for the sweetest character with the most lighthearted romance development of all routes. It starts off really innocent and sweet before it all goes downhill so fast, and Donna was so terrifying in this route 😭 Both bad endings were absolutely devastating and I really want to find out how Angie will react once she finds out - or if she will.

Donna (Updated review)

How was it even possible that Donna was so loveable and so terrifying at the same time? Everything from her good to bad route was just *chefs kiss*. Follow Team AVIAs guide to routes, and reach the cult ending (with additional 2 tragedy scenarios) I guarantee you both tragic scenarios will leave you terrified and heartbroken.

#2 Alcina

As amazing as the romance is with Alcina the bad ending route was downright nightmare-ish! We all love our hot psychopath mother but y'all would be baffled at just how CRAZYYYYY she is when you find out in her tragic ending route ☠️

#3 Dimitrescu Sisters

The Dimitrescu siblings SERVED in all routes Bela most of all but gaddamn as amazing and complex our relationship with them are, the tragic endings are INSANEEE. Bella's outfits were AMAZING and her storyline even more so. Cassandra is such a cassanova and a diva (so much teenage drama here btw you'll love it). And our precious Dani bby girl with our fake dating thing, she deserves so much love I wanna give her a hug. Their tragic endings are so so so sad, all I can say is Miranda did them so dirty 😭😭😭

Overall the game was AMAZING in every way, Team AVIA really put there heart and soul to this and it really shows, so please take the time to drop by at their page @resident-lover , give them your love and appreciation, and enjoy the game!

Let me know what you guys think ☺️

Yandere! Barbie Girl ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

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Unfortunately, I haven't gotten the chance to watch the most recent Barbie movie but I will be seeing Oppenheimer tonight :) very excited. This post was inspired by Margot Robbie as the original Barbie but I didn't make the setting of this piece the Barbie movie, keep that in mind :)! Please feel free to talk to me and request works in my ask box, I love speaking with all of you.

She was absolutely beautiful, always making sure she was properly groomed. $79 glittery pink glass on her plump lips, french tip acrylic nails, gorgeous locs of honey blonde hair falling down her back.

Barbara was a self-made woman. She earned a diploma in international business before becoming the chief executive officer of her own company. Thanks to not only her job but knowledge, she earns enough to set you both for life. Because of the morals her father raised her with, she knows how to treat a wornan, and takes full advantage of this to take care of you.

She is the personification of the quote Dolly Parton made about being an entrepreneur. "You know, I look like a woman but I think like a man And in this world of business, that has helped me a lot. Because by the time they think that I don't know what's goin' on, I then got my money, and gone."

Barbara spends her hard-earned money mindfully. She' donate to her choice of charities, gift inventory to soup kitchens, give away basic needs to shelters, she particularly enjoys fostering animals with you.

Another thing she enjoys using her money for is to show you the beauties of the world. Flying to Istanbul to taste the delicious flavors of a Turkish breakfast, taking you shopping in New York, London, Paris, Dubai and having a hot springs spa day with you.

You're outrageously spoiled and doted on by her. It's HER job to show you exactly how thankful she is for you, it fills her with undetainable rage to think about someone else trying to make you happy and take you away from her. Of course, you'd never leave her for anybody else, she just can't help but overthink.

Because of her severely accomplished corporation, she's expected to attend specific events. Does she have the money to hire a top tier tearn to help ready the two of you? Yes, but she can help you herself. She will zip your dress up. She will apply makeup to your soft and beautifully crafted face, she will be the one to kneel and apply the shoes she carefully selected to your feet.

She will be the one to take your hand in her perfectly manicured one in front of all the cameras.

Soon, your hand will have a ring with a pink sapphire settled on one of your fingers. She'll make sure the proposal goes absolutely perfectly.

She takes you on the loveliest dates and some of them are stay-in nights. She'll take out your matching silk pajamas out of her walk-in closet, place bunches of pillows and plushies onto her couch, prepare your favorite snacks + beverages and get your most favored movie/shows onto the TV.

Every time the two of you go for a day out, you find at least one of her arms wrapped around your waist. Barbara will hug you from the back while settling her face onto your shoulder, either standing in silence or talking to you mindlessly.

"whatcha doin' :)?" "I had a plan for what we could do tonight." "While I was at work today, I was thinking about where we could go for our honeymoon."

She'd admit (without shame) that she's a clingy wife. You could be preparing dough for some baked goods and she'll be hugging you tightly from behind, being shoulder to shoulder with you, holding your hand no matter what you're doing, asking to bathe and shower with you (in a sweet way) so she can help wash you but she just enjoys being near you.

Obviously.

She goes all out during Christmas, anniversaries, holidays, etc. On the morning of your birthday, she'll wake you up with dozens of kisses on your face, presents wrapped in pastel colored paper, your favorite foods that she cooked herself, homemade baked treats she learned to make from her parents, she'll also quickly mention that she booked a cabin and how your flight is set for that exact day.

Better hurry and get ready, babe! :)

Christmas is her absolute favorite holiday as it is for millions of people but no one celebrates like her. The whole house is decked out in decoration, inside and out. A white tree accompanied with ornaments, each painted with individually unique designs by the two of you. She doesn't set out some of the more special presents under the tree because she wants to keep you guessing in the best way. Each present meant for you will have a tag on them that has writing about how much she adores you.

Winter is the best season to cuddle with the one you love. She takes that to her advantage as well! Barbara will set you down onto her pink satin couch that has multiple blankets on it to cuddle in front of the fireplace with you, old timey Christmas music on the record player.

Hello everyone! I hope you enjoyed reading this, it was supposed to come out earlier today but Tumblr was being a bit difficult so I had to make some changes but , hopefully, it still pleased some of you. I'll post some more tomorrow and I will let you know how I liked the Oppenheimer movie :).

Headmistress Miranda (Resident Lover) Headcanons:

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"You held on tight to me, cuz nothing's as it seems- Spinning out of control."

Summary: Headcanons for Miranda's route.

Warnings: Minor Angst

Genre: Fluff, Minor Angst

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Miranda can't bring herself to deviate from recipe measurements when cooking.

Because of this, her and MC's Filipino ass cannot work together in a kitchen to save their lives.

As Filipino cooking is literally eyeballing all of the ingredients.

Cornelius "Walks" MC to their classes since for the sake of Professionalism, Miranda cannot.

He tails them, flying just far enough behind and waiting for them to leave the building before following them to the next one.

Miranda holds MC's bag for them whenever they go out.

You're left flabbergasted when the weight on an arm suddenly disappears, you look to your side to find that Miranda has it in her hands instead.

She immediately moves it out of your reach when you try to take it back, her chin held high with a scowl on her lips.

"I will not have you tiring yourself out for needless reasons."

"It's not that heavy! Don't worry about it, besides I'm used to carrying my things around anyways!"

"It's heavy because I say it's heavy."

The two of you stop on the sidewalk, Miranda stares you down with a raised eyebrow as if challenging you to try and argue with her when her mind is made up.

"... I'm not winning this, am I?"

Miranda only smirks at you before continuing back down on the path.

In a world of boys, Miranda's a classy gentleman.

At some point during their time spent working together, she started to bring in packed lunches that are already on her's and MC's respective tables when they come in with the coffee.

MC once asked Miranda why she orders nothing when she leaves the office with them for lunch.

All it took was telling her that they'd appreciate it if she ate meals with them

Miranda had started eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner with them after that day. Regardless of the fact that she doesn't need food like she once did in her mortal life.

The food on their tables never show up twice unless MC asks for a specific dish to be repeated.

The jewelry she gets MC always has some sort of ode to their past lives' promises to one another.

Miranda knows that they may never remember everything.

But she remembers, and that's somewhat enough for her.

Although she cannot deny the subtle irritation the rises within her whenever she inquiries about a certain moment shared together. Only for confused eyes to meet hers.

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Ruan Mei putting an experimental aphrodisiac in a desert she gives you. It takes days for it to wear off, days where Ruan Mei is the only thing you can think of. Days she spends fucking your brain out

I SAID I'LL FOCUS ON GENSHIN BUT WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THIS very delicious idea, I like this so much, thank you.

nsfw under the cut

Ruan Mei keeping you inside a room that only she has access to... when she have something to do, she leaves you with a toy and maybe a plug. By the time she comes back, you're already a sobbing and quivering mess. The sheets beneath you already soaked in your cum.

But Ruan Mei isn't cruel, she actually felt a bit guilty for putting you through all this and purposefully not disclosing that she had added something to the dessert you ate... but then, she also knew you'd be more than willing to be her "test subject".

So, she wanted to make it up to you, at least... by letting you use her body and toys to relieve yourself. When she has free time, she lets you bounce on her strap while she plays with your clit, her mouth wrapping around your nipple.

Ruan Mei enjoys the sight of you full of tears, whimpering and begging her for more... and that is why when she noticed the effect of aphrodisiac slowly wearing off, she'll make you take another one... something stronger than the last, convincing you and herself that it's for the sake of her "experiment".

You'll have to stay in her private room for more days or even weeks until she's done "observing" you.

Alex, Miranda, and Mia with a reader who's super oblivious to their attempts at flirting?

Mood.

Alex Wesker, Mother Miranda, and Mia Winters with a reader who's painfully oblivious to their attempts at flirting.

(Gender neutral).

Warnings: n/a

Masterlists here!

Alex Wesker

Once Alex decides to try and pursue something with you, her attempts at flirting are straightforward. Subtly? Coyness? Off the table. Never even on the table to begin with.

The fact that you aren't picking up on what she's trying to do is downright painful to Alex.

She is hardly ever one to joke around, but for some reason, you think that's what she's doing.

Ugh. She sits at her desk in the late hours of the night, rubbing her temples and wondering how she fell for someone so dense.

A small part of her questions whether or not you do see her attempts but don't want to outright turn her down.

Before long, Alex approaches you with purpose and lays her feelings out. She's as blunt as humanly possible and makes it clear that she's deathly serious. She can't take this anymore. She's going to rip her hair out if it lasts another second.

Mother Miranda

In all fairness to you, Miranda's not particularly great at flirting, and her attempts often don't read as such.

She's only cared to do it with one other person before, and that was almost a literal century ago. He had also been the one to initiate.

And you... For the life of her, Miranda cannot tell if you're oblivious or if she's just that bad at flirting.

(It is, unfortunately, a combination of both).

She's already softer toward you than anyone else, so you're just like, oh, Mira's been in a really good mood lately :)

Meanwhile, Miranda is trying so hard that she's gonna pull something fighting through the layers of awkwardness and inexperience for you.

She eventually ends up just writing you a letter.

Mia Winters

Like you, Mia can sometimes be a bit oblivious when people flirt with her...

Not to the same extent that you often are, though.

But anyway! She's never been in a situation where the script is flipped before, and she sort of decides to have some fun with it. Just.

Leans into the subtly.

Teases you a little.

But it's not long before she slowly begins to become blunter. And blunter. And blunter until you finally pick up on it.