Ladies And Gentlemen, Bitches And Bastards, Witches And Wizards, Mothers And Fuckers. Esteemed Robot

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bitches and Bastards, Witches and Wizards, Mothers and Fuckers. Esteemed robot enjoyers, I present to you a semi-accurate height comparison of Bumblebee across the multiverse (as of July 2024). This really helps visualize the truly staggering differences between universes, at least height-wise. Also, three of these characters are Canonically the Same Guy; guess which ones.

I spent way too much time on the chart in the back it's not even funny. I will probably make more height charts for more TF characters and universes in the future. Don't expect it soon though, because when I make these, I am fueled by pure I-Got-Bored-At-Work-And-I-Have-Decided-To-Fool-Around-With-Robot-PNGs, and that fuel supply is inconsistent at best.

Hey Fun Fact, Did you know that Generation 1 Optimus Prime is around 19 Feet Tall? Bet some of you already knew that. I have no ulterior motives for bringing this fact up, what are you talking about.

My height explanations are below the cut, because you couldn't shut me up if you tried.

In an order:

Gen 1 - ~10 feet (the wiki says greater than 3 meters so I rounded up to the first whole number because round)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~10 feet (He looks identical to Gen 1 so... the reason his photo looks weird is because I couldn't find a good full body photo with him standing straight up facing the camera so I put two images together to make the worst looking photoshop job you have ever seen)

Earth Spark - 10 feet (There is no confirmed height yet but using a screen shot of him standing in front of a barn door I was able to make a reasonable guess.)

Animated - 12 feet (I have no genuine source for this, I think this info is just someone's guesstimate, but it seems reasonable. He's a tiny two door mini car, how big could he be)

New Live Action - 15 feet (The wiki hath declared. Also do we have a name for this universe because we need one I don't want to keep saying like 6 words to differentiate this one from bayverse)

Bayverse V1 - 16 feet (This is like the first 3 movies minimum, I don't remember when he hits his growth spurt. also wiki my love)

Cyberverse - 18 feet (I'm gonna be honest, the only info we have is from a really shitty screen shot of a magazine. SO if any one has a copy of this book from the video below, a high quality scan would be greatly appreciated and I will kiss the ground you walk upon. Yes I found the video where the screen shot comes from leave me alone)

Bayverse V2 - 18 feet (movie 4-5 I can't remember which one, I'm not re-looking this up. I fucking love the bayverse tho, this is the only universe with concrete and consistent this-character-is-this-height info)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC - 20 feet (video game info screens you god send, kiss me sweetly)

Aligned Cont. TFP/RID15 - 21 feet (I do not know exactly where these numbers were found, but I fully fucking believe them. Just by looking at these characters on the show I can verify these numbers in my mind. They made specifically this universe to be full of freakishly tall robots for some fucking reason.)

And for any one who doesn't know, the three tallest are the same guy. Like the 20 feet tall one and the 21 feet tall ones, same guy. The ones in three wildly different art styles and designs. Let that sink in...

I fucking hate the aligned continuity why is that one my favorite.

I already erron shook his head when he saw that's guys terrible aim

Erron: I mean for a price I could finish the job

Sonya: we're not the desperate

Cassie: ( secretly slips him 400 dollars) She isn't but I am! My generation is the one that's going to suffer

Also hello 👋 nice to meet you Mrs vampire sir

Very good ask I have been awake 40 hours very tired hello :)

I'm dead 😂

Everyone Right Now

Yeah we definitely need to get rid of him also hello I'm the one who sent the ask and was scared to make it public didn't want to get doxed by those Trump fans

@stardustpinkart

If there is one thing I've learned from life it's that even if the most Horrendous person was in Trump's spot and almost Assassinated some people still would have defended them even if it was the devil himself people would still defend him it sad but true and I know wishing on people downfall is bad but let's be honest for all we know Trump already has blood on his hands he a rich politician for crying out loud

We don't need his old ass in office I swear I fear for my younger cousin in school I'm still in school but I know right from wrong and trust someone may have failed this time but as we all know the history book on the shelf always repeats itself and I say he going to be alive in the next 2 years i know a dead man walking when I see one and I'll be surprised if he actually makes it to see 2027

Yes, we do. We do know some of the things hes already done. His misogynistic views such as "Grab em" by the you know whats. Trying to build a wall around Mexico, poor children torn from there families stuck in dentention centres. Cots and those weird foil blankets right? No toys no books no one really taking care of them, being treated like criminals if I remmeber right? And I think the Capitol riots? 5 people were killed, and hes still not been punished for his part in that! Yknow I wouldent even be suprised if this was staged? By him himself, hes crazy enough! He only got shot in the ear, other people died. Again, he doesent care who gets hurt, and his followers will do anything he says, but he just sees them as MEATSHIELDS. HECK, if he was arrested and could not do ANYTHING anymore, lose his money, any power, be banned from being able to run from any position of power, I think we'd all sleep safer. BUT politicians and rich men often seem to slip out of it. I dont feel hes really paid at all for his crimes.

A lot of things I support, friends I know, family, these are things that could befall them easily. Even as simple as a womans basic rights that we had to fight for, there trying to drag the world back into the past? And the said thing is it can happen ANYWHERE any country. Thats why we havta stay vigilante when they try to take away our dignity, rights, freedoms and humanity. Its exhuasting, but we havta fight, we havta be brave, we havta stand up when we KNOW something is wrong

Nope also me

Am I the only who wants to see Alex and Slade hate-fuck one another? Just me?