$10 Says There Will Be An Eddying Rush Of Porn With Virgin Orion Pax On Equally Virgin Megatron (I Don't

$10 says there will be an eddying rush of porn with virgin Orion Pax on equally virgin Megatron (I don't expect much Elita, I know where I am). And I await it. Inexperienced lovers awkwardly exploring each other and the whole sex thing is one of my top favorite genres of erotic content.

(And good guys Quintessons could give us more friendly tentacle porn. C'mon, fearsome polylimbic masters can't fulfill the niche for strong organic (or at least semi-organic) folks fucking big robots on equal terms for mutual enjoyment, they should try better.)

Can you find that fic about OP humping Megatron's fusion cannon again??

Sure, here it is. I'm starting to feel kinda jealous of this cannon's tempestuous love life.

Well, the fanon on sensitive medics' hands must have a bit more potential than just foreplaying with them.

Pharma must have at least considered the possibility of calibrating his sensors and training the whole neuronet in a way that will give him the ability to use his fingers as a complete spike substitute. So he could cum not only from the excitement of touching Ratchet, but also by fingering him and feeling the stimulation. Rubbing on Ratchet's nodes must give the right feedback to get his mind foggy. And how this valve must spasm, making the digits inside stiffen in familiar but shockingly new pleasure.

Oh, and Ratchet would absolutely HAVE to acknowledge Pharma's genius. This new horizon of medicine, to which the better doctor is gallantly leading his beloved colleague.

Shame that Ratchet's never shown any sign of interest. And without him even breakthroughs such as this feel worthless.

Wow, yesterday it was a month since this cum dump of a blog was established. I must've been really desperate to share my fandom-related filth. And I still am, judging by how I created 30+ posts in a motherfucking month. I haven't been this active on the Internet in the past few years. 

Horniness is really a relentless mechanism that can drag a half-mummified hermit from his den and back into society. It's the fuel of the universe, setting in motion even those who resist. Never underestimate the horny.

Though I'm still confused about how I should continue with this blog. Should I comment on people's posts? Should I keep posting something besides my dirty ideas and concepts? Are so-called fandom participatory practices worth me delaying the day of me disappearing into the woods to talk to mushrooms and to moss?

Mother of god, this fanon of Rodimus shooting like a fucking machine gun (while he's not, in fact, a gun, ironically) is one of the hottest things this fandom ever came up with. And I agree with it with all my heart and everything.

Robot premature ejaculators superior.

Rodimus being a valve mech bc his spike is so sensitive that a few tugs is usually enough for him to blow his load

he used to get teased for it by previous partners which made it hard for him to interface for a while since he didn't want to spike and end up getting grilled again especially now that he's a captain

but that's not a problem for Megatron

Megatron loves it bc whenever Roddy is getting to squirmy or too needy when he's trying to slowly take him apart he just starts jerking him off until he's overloaded like 6 times and can hardly string a sentence together and even tho there's a big ass puddle of transfluid beneath him and even more on him he's still rock hard bc he's got like no refractory period

Rodimus bent over begging to be fragged harder while Megatron gently rocks into him and grinding against his ceiling node and kissing his gestation tank wanting to have a romantic night of intimate connection

after Roddy tries one too many times to grind himself back against him Megatron releases the grip on his hip to reach around to his weeping spike and poor Rodimus he whimpers and apologizes promising to behave but Megatron knows he's lying and just saying that so that he isn't pulled over overload after sweet, agonizing overload until his circuits are nearly completely fried

he'll go limp drooling and begging Megatron to fill him up instead and that he just wants to be full which Megatron is more than happy to comply with pulling him in closer and working his way to his own overload popping through the opening to Roddy's gestation tank just as Roddy overloads one last time but from his valve this time and his whole frame shakes with the intensity

Megatron would go to pull out and Roddy would sob lightly wanting him to stay right there and he does just adjusting them both to lay on their sides where they recharge an absolute mess but they'll clean up in the morning

Megatron also enjoys making Rodimus spike him on occasion just to experience his desperate quick thrusts filling his valve with pumps of transfluid every couple of minutes but determined to keep going until Megs overloads too and with how much Megs loves getting his pussy creamed luckily it doesn't take long enough to kill him

there's just something so charming in that determination and the feeling of thick transfluid trying to gush back out of his valve before being replaced and then some is so debauched that he can never get enough of it

on rare occasions he'll ride Rodimus' spike until he's begging for mercy and gets to feel that fat valve cycle down around him nearly passing out when Megatron squirts

So TFone could be an inverse Megatron redemption arc? Where he starts off good and turns evil, I mean. I think there's some interesting possibilities there.

We've kinda been there. If Megs starts as a miner, he starts with good intentions: to liberate, to eradicate the inequality, to make things better. And he is the oppressed, so his rage against the system is a righteous rage. But then something goes wrong, and the liberator goes all dictator. You know, every regime rots, but for ex, in IDW it's made clear that it's rotten from the beginning, when Megatron's chosen the violent path (like it was any other, lol). But we'll see. I don't expect much, since it's a one and a half (two at best) hour movie, and they need to introduce all the characters, and make tons of self-references, and show Megs beating the shit outta Starscream. But there's always a place for interesting possibilities.