When The Partridge, Pear Tree, Turtledoves, French Hens, Calling Birds, And FIVE Gold Rings Haven't Sealed
When the partridge, pear tree, turtledoves, French hens, calling birds, and FIVE gold rings haven't sealed the deal yet, one should probably TAKE THE HINT already.
But no, the person from that song? Escalates.
"Oh, the gold rings and small charming birds weren't good enough for ya? Prepare to deal with some Large Aggressive Waterfowl. You've been warned."
"And if *that* doesn't convince you, I am gonna have to start recruiting some human help. Like, lots and lots of people, most of them rambunctious or at least rather loud. Because *I* know how to party!"
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Nailed it. Perfect take. No notes.
Izzy Hands is the angriest type of repressed lust in a gay man.
I mean look at this scene, he's trying to mock Lucius for being a prettyboi and tries to be homophobic toward him and Black Pete, but he goes SO overboard with it that I can't help but feel that, for a moment, Izzy accidentally slipped into a different headspace and revealed a very genuine, moaning bottom boy Izzy.
His feigned moans just get way too intense and the way Lucius and Pete look at each other...
No man can accidentally get THAT lewd and not be a lust-tortured begging bottom.
April 18, 2023.
June 24, 2023. Pride festival in Loring Park, Minneapolis, MN.
Queen of her own Candy Corn Castle.
