darknesspervades - Callisto
Callisto

a bizarre amalgamation of deranged and pretentiousThey/thempfp by @/leemonbeez

341 posts

Are You Single And Lonely?

Are you single and lonely?

So is my husband, Robbie! Looking for a boyfriend today!

Trust me, he's hot. I've seen him. A lot.

I need a date to spite my brother
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List of descriptors for me: enigmatic, raw and unfiltered sex appeal, sex idol, charismatic, 'tism rizz, creative (in bed), filled with angu
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