Incorrect Egon X Reader Quotes

Incorrect Egon x reader quotes

Egon: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Y/N: Hi. Egon: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Egon, trying to flirt with Y/N: I think both of our families suck.

Egon: Do you love me? Y/N: We’re literally married. Egon: Yeah, but as friends or—

Egon: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Y/N: Aww- Egon: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Egon: Are you trying to seduce me? Y/N: Why, are you seducible?

so I speak English, English is my native language

and it occurs to me that learning a different language is really just a human going “that human makes different sounds… I wanna make those sounds too”

with that in mind, learning German feels kind of like a bird trying to learn to roar

But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.

Oh my special interest? Yeah it's actually sci fi shows that have been airing for 60+ years that are about love and make you cry wah wah like a little baby