Hey Guys New Diagnosis Just Dropped: EVIL AUTISM

hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM

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House-spouse? [Klaus x Reader Headcanon]

Requested by Anonymous 🙊

For context, Succubi and Incubi are the same species, just they often all get lumped together as Succubi (at least in HLC). Though their powers are much less than their traditional demon counterparts and have very subtle effects on *some* people. And they have particular needs based wholly on their biological differences from humans.

First off, Klaus is practically immune to Succubi pheramones, like you have to be trying to seduce him with just vibes for it to work

The way you two met was beyond standard meet cute, Klaus was the first person in a loooong time to be genuinely kind and sweet to you

Not that he was trying to flirt or even knew what he was doing at the time (other than being polite), but...

He didn't even realize you were a Succubus at first, he just excused your attire for a preference until you mentioned that you can't wear more than the sexy/skimpy versions of outfits without suffering physical illness

^This conversation happened whilst on an early relationship date just after you were getting cat-called and Klaus offered you his coat/dress shirt in hopes of helping the "problem"

Then he begins getting second-hand embarrassment for you and is the first to say something whenever anyone attempts to flirt with you (especially if you're more non-confrontational than he is)

Heaven help the poor souls trying to insist that you like/want the attention due to how you dress (god forbid they bring up race)

Klaus might be a gentle giant, but he can and will put some(bastard) in their place for insults like that... almost ferally, almost

It takes him a little bit to be completely comfortable with how you dress, even if there are more modest options available

Doesn't help that those "modest options" are extremely fancy/dressy type clothes. (Dresses with a slit up to the hip, dress pants that look too tight with a button-down shirt lacking the top three buttons, etc.)

So technically, you could dress exactly like Klaus... but without the tie, three buttons undone from the collar, and sleeves rolled up to your elbows. [Have fun imagining Klaus dressed like that too]

It takes Klaus a little while to realize that your clothes are literally woven magic, it isn't until you change in front of him (in a swirl of blurring colors across your body)

Given how respectful Klaus is on a regular basis, you have to be very forward about what you need him to do (NSFW wise especially since he doesn't want to be too pushy nor does he want you to get ill from trying to ignore those types of things)

Though he can't deny just how attractive you are (both to him and in an objective sense)

Expect Klaus to ask to dance (and then get flustered when you misinterpret him and try to dance seductively)

He doesn't mind you doing so, but he meant a slow waltz... not a lap dance

Often becomes hyper-aware of his hand placement and gets a little awkward because he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable (or accidentally force/trigger a reaction from you, especially if you've told him how to cause a Succubi to go feral)

He refuses to let you walk around by yourself, strictly for your safety (even if you point out that you've been on your own before and nothing happened)

Klaus is a stubborn man who just wants to protect his lover

That said, he is also easily flustered whether in public or private

Accidentally show a little too much skin while stretching, Klaus is a blushing mess

Unintentionally make a weird noise during hugs, Klaus is a blushing mess

Intentionally make a weird noise while being touched, Klaus is a blushing mess (and giving you a little side eye)

He does love when you show off outfits you found (as in something you found and made out of your woven magic) even though he knows he will turn away to get his feelings under control

Once you two get extremely comfortable, laying half across Klaus or cuddling, he still gets very flustered after a little while (he adores this but he knows how little you're wearing)

He gets very worried during the winter, to the point he develops a stomachache because how can you not be cold with so much skin exposed

Klaus is perpetually respectful and prefers to give you privacy whenever you change or do anything

If you are also a member of Libra, then he has no problem defending you (from Zapp mostly)

Not that everyone else is innocent, but Zapp would be most susceptible, followed by Leo, Chain, and Steven (due to the nature of his 007 lifestyle)

But Leo, Chain, and Steven are also more respectful of your relationship with Klaus

If you’re uncomfortable with doing something for work, Klaus will do what he can to make things not so uncomfortable

Though it will likely be something after work to help you forget whatever you had to do (but if you make a weird noise -on purpose- Klaus's head might just explode)

if you are still taking requests for it but could you do fluff prompt 3 Zapp

Different kind of 'wild ride' :P

Fluff 3-Zapp gives his partner a piggyback ride.

"You still there sexy?" Zapp heaved, "Holy cr&p that was close."

All you managed to do was smack Zapp's shoulder as you caught your breath. His ability to zip through the city helped... at least when it came to avoiding serious trouble.

"Alright Zapp," You managed after a few moments, "You can put me down now."

"Nah." He shrugged as he walked down the empty alleyway.

"Nah!? Don't you 'nah' me!" You wiggled your legs in a fruitless attempt to get down, "Put me down!"

"Make me."

Even though you couldn't see the smug smirk on his face, you knew it was there.

"Zapparius Renfro! Put this down this instant!" You kept wiggling, yelling at the silver-haired man toting you, "This is not dignified!!"

"Uh-huh, and you're just so dignified on your two feet then sexy?"

Huffing at him, "That was your fault, sir. If you hadn't tripped me up..."

"Yeeeeaah, if you say so."

Frustrated didn't begin to cover the way you were left trying to shake Zapp so he would let you down.

Hilda by Duane Bryers