Day 27 [Klaus/ Leo/ Lucky]

Day 27 [Klaus/ Leo/ Lucky]

Prompt: "I can't walk"

Klaus

Seeing you crumple and fall, something deep inside Klaus snapped in seconds. The imp had slammed into your back, spilling your blood. Horns digging into your skin in a deeply scarring way, sickening noises eased from your throat. Somewhere between a grunt and a scream.

That was all it took for Klaus to want revenge.

It wasn't enough to see this creature caged, he wanted blood. And he wanted to take it himself. Towering over the imp, Klaus held it down with his foot. Pressing the small form into the dirt, despite its tiny protests.

The loud, sickening crunch startled you awake. Looking up at Klaus as he turned. A cold sneer was so alien across his face, it was like looking up at a complete stranger. Until he softened, kneeling by your side.

"Are you alright Liebling?" He offered his hand, voice incredibly low to make up for his brutality.

"I..." You struggled to even lift your torso off the ground, "I don't think I can walk. I'm having difficulty getting up."

Klaus was exceptionally gentle in rolling you over, lifting you as carefully as he could. Making sure you were secure, his hand pressed firmly over the wound on your back. Though you could feel a bundle of cloth between his palm and your back.

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Leo

This was going poorly, a completely and utterly trash encounter with his regular muggers. Why did they all have to gang up on him like this? Why couldn't he just avoid them completely? This wasn't even a good day for him because he literally had no cash on him. Even worse, you stumbled across the encounter... and you were not the kind of person to just back down.

Though you ended up being more help than Sonic, big shocker.

"Ow ow ow ow." You groaned, "I don't think I can walk right now."

Leo felt a wave of shock, it was far more than he should have felt about this. He was visibly shaking, unable to move or reply to you. Despite his ability to think logically and know that you were trying to joke about being in pain.

"No Leo." His head popped up violently, "I really can't walk. I can't feel past my knees. I can't even lift myself to see what's wrong."

It was all Leo could do to not panic as he sat up, scanning you over...

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Lucky

"[Name]! Could you come help me!?"

You didn't have a lot of ability to move around sadly. But this was something that he kept forgetting. Though when you were stopped by the stairs in the apartment.

"Uh Blitz?" You called, "I can't walk, remember?"

He walked into view, looking up and down and realizing you were still stuck in the wheelchair after the last time you helped him. It hadn't been a massive problem, but given how you'd tripped...

It wasn't the prettiest of falls.

"Ah, right." He rubbed the back of his head, "Uh... one minute then. I really need an extra pair of hands."

Lucky set his things down to carry you up into the room he needed assistance in. Gently kissing your forehead before asking you to hold several files up for him to reference all at once. With you scanning these documents for anything he might miss on his own.

Feri [Klaus x Reader]

Requested by Anonymous 🐵

"They're gonna get away Chief!" Zapp yelled, "What the f&^k!"

"I got 'im!"

Klaus turned, watching you wiggle your hips before leaping high in the air. The distance was cleared shortly as you literally swatted the target back down to the ground. On occasions like these, your wild upbringing was greatly appreciated.

Having lived in the jungle on your own and managing to survive for years, building the skill and know-how to become a very powerful fang hunter without the use of blood weapons. It was quite admirable and quite dangerous.

On the one hand, you could easily perform feats of great agility and speed by merely using your arms and legs to stretch further than most people. On the other, it meant you were usually in a far more dangerous position than most everyone else. Not to mention the occasional strange habit.

Though for now, Klaus would simply be content in the knowledge that you knew what you were doing and offer to help bandage any wounds that you may have gotten.

.

"[Name]? Liebling?" Klaus wandered the house in search of you, "Are you here?"

He eventually found you sitting with your knees almost level with your shoulders next to the Aloe Vera you had planted. Well, Klaus had planted it for you specifically so you would stop nibbling on his other plants. There was something... unhinged about the way you were chewing on the small plant.

Of course, Klaus knew the reason behind it. He didn't agree with it, given how well you had adjusted to civilized society. But he understood the basics of why you still walked around on all fours and chewed random plants.

"Liebling, is everything okay?" He lowered himself slowly, "Is there anything you want to talk about?"

You had to ease off chewing to answer, "Nothing in particular. Just thinking about a couple things I might need to do later on."

"For example?"

"I was going to work out a little later but I should probably do a little more stretching. That and the kind of work out. I haven't quite decided on that yet either."

"Ah, I see." Klaus couldn't see how you were comfortable in this position however, he had to sit to remain level-ish with you, "Perhaps we could work out together? Or head to the office and run the obstacle course a few times?"

You smiled warmly, it melted Klaus's heart. He couldn't resist leaning a little closer.

"Yeah, I'd like that." You leaned against his shoulder a bit, "Though I should probably preen the Aloe Vera first. If it tries regenerating over the chewed spots like this then it'll be too hard to properly cut though later."

Klaus couldn't help but agree. And silently think that you could attempt to stop chewing on plants like this in general. But he would hold his tongue, it wasn't his place to tell others how they should and shouldn't act after all.

Second-in [Head Cannon]

Requested by @oo00oo00ooooo 👮

(Side Note, tagging doesn't work if the blogs are devoid of posts but that won't stop me from having the right user name on here <3)

Klaus x Police Lieutenant - married (also fem)

Every morning, sitting with a cup of coffee/ tea and just mentally preparing for the day

If you've had a long night, he is extra careful to not wake you up

Given that you stir every. single. time. Klaus always leaves with a soft kiss to your forehead, playfully acts like he isn't in arm's reach, and lets you have the "victory" of pulling him back down for a quick peck on the lips

He is always watching the news when you're on patrol or just in the office. Though he can't get involved if Libra isn't invited

It pains him to have to be like this, because he doesn't want you getting hurt, but he also doesn't want to cost you your job

When he is able to be in the fray, he is protecting you with every fiber of his being, far better than the metal suits that's for sure

During collab briefings, he is extremely professional, something Daniel tries calling out but you shoot that down real fast

Daniel, on the other hand, will not stop pestering you about being with "one of them" and asking if that's why you keep vouching for them to the Chief/ Commissioner

Klaus has, on a number of occasions, asked you specifically not to do so if it becomes a risk to your job

Every once in a while, you force Daniel into silence (by flustering Klaus) simply by suggesting that he (Daniel) is just jealous of you for dating Klaus

Calling Klaus a "very cute/ handsome criminal" also shuts everyone up for a few minutes

Daniel is always giving you an earful afterward

Klaus can and will (has several times by now) sent flowers or chocolates or a small gift basket (especially for Valentine's Day, your birthday, and Christmas/ other important holidays) just because he can get away with it by sending it "anonymously"

That's probably the only time Daniel doesn't complain about your relationship in general (cause he's too busy enjoying the bribe you gave to keep quiet... when it's edible of course)

If/ when you two have a day off together, Klaus is full of cuddles. He just wants to make up for "lost" time and make sure you know how beloved you are

Naturally, Klaus wants to pamper you for all your hard work (even though it's arguable that you work equally hard... Klaus very likely has the lead in that sense) and will insist on almost daily/nightly back rubs and massages (double if a certain area [ie your leg] is stiff from doing your job)

He is easily flustered and overpowered when you want to return the favor (and his affections) and will gladly accept the clause "I get to do to you whatever you do to me"

On the nights when you come home exhausted beyond reason, Klaus is ready with tea/ hot cocoa, a hot meal, a warm bath, fuzzy blankets, and the coziest pajamas you own... (you are going to be cuddled, do not resist)

Spicy: If you wear a 'sexy' policeman/woman suit... Klaus will compliment you by saying you always look sexy to him (especially in your uniform)

Spicy: Yes Klaus will concede to wearing a prisoner uniform and cuffs if you'd like, but he can break the cuffs... you have been warned

Polar opposites [Zapp x Reader]

This wasn't normal, it wasn't natural! He knew he could do better than that stuck-up, pristine, everything-in-its-place a$$hole!

Zapp was stuck, laying in bed and wondering why the ever-loving f&%k he was thinking about them when he should be out drinking and partying. The new intel core operative was just a little b*tch!

And no amount of tight pants was going to change his mind.

~~~~~

Unfortunately, you didn't have a beef with Zapp, not yet anyways. You were doing your best to get along with everyone you could considering you would be a temp in the office. Being reliable and tidy was just second nature for you. Honestly, you were hoping to become a more permanent member of the team. Though you didn't have much fighting experience.

A full-time record keeper position would suit you just fine.

But, for whatever reason, Zapp was skirting you today. Whenever you got even remotely close to where he was, he would jump up and act like he needed to be somewhere else. It was getting on everyone's nerves, and hurt you a little just thinking about it.

"Trust me," Chain said, "This is a blessing in disguise. The last thing you want is that Monkey Brained idiot flirting with you."

"It isn't about flirting." You sighed, "It seems like all I have to do is look in his general direction and he's bolting to the next room. And I know it isn't my body spray, no one else is bothered by it. They've even commented on how Zapp tends to wear it himself so..."

"You are still lucky that he's like this." Leo piped up from the other end of the couch, "Given his pension for bullying the living daylights out of anything that moves."

The little Sonic Speed Monkey on the table in front of you made a noise as if he were agreeing, as well as nodding. You couldn't help but feel like it was impossible to explain why this hurt so much. Popular opinion around the office said Zapp was public enemy number one.

But you thought he was kinda cute.

There was no getting out of it this time sadly. Zapp was assigned to be your bodyguard during a mission, and he wasn't able to weasel his way out of this one. This was the seedy part of town, and you needed someone who both knew the place, and could fight properly in tight corners.

God Zapp was gonna regret this.

"Just stay outta my way when sh^t hits the fan, alright Noodle?"

Zapp was being more pushy and rude than normal, in all honesty, you didn't know what to think. You just shrugged and decided not to let it bother you. Certainly made Zapp less cute.

Sneaking around in the alley with someone this close should have been more thrilling, but with Zapp constantly bickering at something or other... You just had to hold out until you could hear what was going on inside this building. It wasn't long before you realized you had circled the entire outside of the building and still not found a decent entry spot. And with Zapp grumbling in your ear, it wasn't going to be a fun day.

"Will you shut up?" You hissed, "I can't f*&king concentrate with the endless hopeless commentary from the peanut gallery."

Zapp blinked, straightening up and holding both hands up in surrender on instinct. But he shut up. You stared up the side of the building, unaware of how Zapp was looking at you.

Had he been wrong this whole time? Or was this just stress-talking? He was known to be grating to most people, and he had been wrong about things before. It was all too likely he just didn't-

"In!"

Being suddenly shoved into an even tighter corner by you only strengthened his suspicions about just being wrong. Then the footsteps hit his ears. About as hard as your heartbeat actually. That level of rapid thumping was pumping Zapp's ego. If you were that scared, then if he did something to protect you...

Things could go very differently then he even thought was possible.

"Don't-"

Zapp was yanked even further into the dark corner before he could even take half a step.

"Are you insane?" You whispered, "They have guns! You'll be down before you can even draw a drop of blood for your own sword. Just lay low for a sec."

"Just gimme a sec to prep and..."

"Look, just because you don't like me doesn't mean you get to walk all over me dumb*ss." You half glared at him, "Just hold on 'cause they'll round the corner in a few seconds. And then we can sneak into that low window right there."

Zapp blinked down at you, "What gave the idea that I don't like you?"

"You avoid me, you keep calling me Noodle, you have been grumbling ever since we left today, and you refuse to give me the time of day to just listen to the simplest of requests like stay put for a minute so we can do our f&^king job."

Looking away and rubbing the back of his neck proved more difficult than he expected, but of course you'd be right.

"Okay, okay. So I haven't been the nicest." He admitted, "But to be fair, I thought you were just another stick in the mud."

"Because I want to do a good job and maybe not be stuck as a temp?"

Your voice was starting to raise, but Zapp covered your mouth. He knew you were right, but the footsteps had stopped at an odd time. While the grumbling was inaudible, there was a chance that those apes could hear you.

"Okay, so I made a bad judgment call." Zapp breathed in your ear, "It happens, I just. I'm kinda used to being the office punching bag, so another suit-wearing snob was the last thing I wanted to see. Once this is over with, why don't I make sh^t up to you with drinks? Deal?"

You pulled away, almost hitting your head against the wall, "Alright, deal. Now help me up into that window so I can plant a bug in the empty room."

"And remind me," Zapp was easily able to lift you by the leg, "What good does leaving it in an empty room do?"

"It'll seek the target like a living bug." You just needed to drop a small bug and crawl out the window, "And stick to him like a bad fart."

"Nice."

Delicate Bloom [Klaus x Reader]

Requested by Anonymous 🌻

Despite the fact that the two of you hadn't been dating very long, you agreed to go to Klaus's childhood home with him. He mentioned wanting to show you the garden he use to tend with his grandmother, among other things he wanted to share with you.

You were more intimidated by the size of his house than anything else. And secretly wondering how his mother survived having so many children that were all towering over her now. Though all of his family were extremely polite, unnervingly so in some instances. Like Klaus dialed up to 15 constantly, and cloned over and over.

Once you were past all that, however, it was clear why Klaus wanted to show you around. His family seemed to be very strict about very peculiar things, like Klaus having an active love life. You couldn't help but wonder if this was Klaus's way of telling his parents that he was doing fine on his own.

Enjoying a nice afternoon stroll, completely alone in the garden, Klaus held your hand gently. He couldn't stop talking, something you were definitely not used to. But you hung onto his every word as he explained why each flower and plant was positioned this way, what each one meant.

Then he stopped at a very beautiful plant, a massive bush of flowers that looked like it needed to be trimmed a little. If only for its health.

"This is the old forsythia bush my great-great-grandmother planted." Klaus lifted a leave between his thumb and forefinger, gently rubbing the old plant, "It blooms every Spring in the most gorgeous yellow. As if it were trying to be a second sun."

You couldn't help but smile. He always sounded like an old romance novel, especially when he wanted to be romantic.

"Though you remind me far more of the tulips mien Liebling." Klaus turned to look at you, "So very vibrant and colorful and always conveying love in some form or other. Despite roses being more socially accepted as the flower of love, tulips were the original."

Klaus was completely bewildered as you began giggling at him. He sounded like an almanac now. It was so precious.

"Did... did I say something humorous?"

"No, it's not that." You grinned up at him, "It's just precious how you describe things. Like an old-fashioned love letter or one of those passion project romance novels. Its really sweet."

A slight blush rose on Klaus's face, "I believe you're much sweeter mein Liebling."

While it was a knee-jerk reaction to a sudden noise, you and Klaus both attempted to hide inside the forsythia bush. Upon realizing what it was you were currently doing, both of you chuckled.

Though Klaus couldn't quite stop himself. The way the sunlight struck your hair from between the leaves, the way the shadows danced across your face. Klaus leaned in without a second thought, utterly delighted as you returned the gesture.

A soft, hidden, stolen kiss among the flower buds.

Interrogation 2 [Everyone x Reader]

Requested by @fandomjumper28 😬

Things were just going so very slowly, this guy was still not talking after nearly a day of hard interrogation. From trying to play good cop, bad cop, to just everyone taking turns. By the time it finally got around to your turn, you were tired of waiting around.

Pulling your emergency supplies out of the secret hatch in the closet, you were stopped by Klaus.

"Why... why is that bag clanking?" He wasn't sure he wanted to know, "What do you have hidden in this apartment?"

"It's fine." You waved him down, "This will just speed up the process."

"Not so fast [Name]." Steven tugged the bag, just enough that you dropped it, spilling a wide range of torture devices, "Yeah, no. Not going to let any of these touch this guy."

You let out an agitated sigh. For all of three minutes, the target was horrified by the scattering of metal objects. All the movement from across the room had been short-lived due to how quickly your ideas had been shot down.

"Alright then, plan B."

Leo and Zed picked up your "tools" so you couldn't sneak one or two into your pocket. K.K. was still busy with her turn of interrogation, so she couldn't scold you too. Though Zapp had to be held back by Chain using her phasing through his liver.

Klaus was almost beside himself when you came back with a large greatsword. At least it was in a scabbard, for now. And Klaus was going to make sure it stayed that way.

"[Name], this isn't proper interrogation protocol." He cut you off again, "Would you please put that away."

"Wait, where did you even get a sword?!" Zapp blurted out, "I thought you didn't keep any of this sh^t here!?"

"I don't travel anywhere unprepared." You crossed your arms, "And c'mon Klaus. He won't crack if we don't use a little force."

Steven sighed, "No, hand it over [Name]."

Groaning loudly, you handed Steven the heavy weapon. It was still your shot at the target. There was still one trick up your sleeve, literally.

They couldn't disarm you as you tilted the chair back, pulling a straight razor and pressing it against the man's cheek. Even with Klaus and Leo in the background trying not to shout at you for having something sharp so close to someone's neck... again.

Steven just had to hold both of them back, reminding them that one wrong move could end in you accidentally killing the only source of information Libra could even get close to. Zed was very busy holding K.K. back, needing to cling to the doorframe, several using his blood threads.