Dappersfm - Vriska Is MY BILL

Oh fuck

Spotify knows I'm gay

my entire agents' family tree, for some reason

⇣ EXTRA INFO BELOW :-) ⇣

callie and marie are cousins, obviously.

al (a3) is their adopted younger brother. both of theirs. dont think about it too hard LOL... his parents were neglectful at best and abusive at worst, and he ran away at thirteen and a half years old, with his parents never looking for him for even a second. he did have some schooling, although due to stress and anxiety, never learned too much. he mostly showed up for the food and for the fact that he'd be punished if the school called his parents and made them go out of their way for him. poor guy. he's much, much happier now though.

sunny (neo3) is the second adopted child, she's older than jackie by either a few months or a year (exact date of birth unknown except for the year, birthday is celebrated on 4/20 because funn y), she was orphaned at a young age and raised by salmonids. she is fluent in splatlandian inkling and salmonid language!

jackie (neo3) is the third adopted child, the youngest of the bunch. his parents were killed in a freak salmon run accident, originally he was apprehensive with teaming up with sunny, but she taught him that grizzco was the real aggressor, and that salmonids were hardworking people who just wanted to live like anyone else. he speaks salmonid, albeit much poorer than sunny.

pearl and marina are.......! in love! probably engaged at this point too.

amélie was born and raised communally in the octarian army. she doesn't know who her real parents were, and never really questioned it. she never really fit into the ranks of the army, and couldn't ever see a future for herself there. they considered her too soft and pathetic, and it was impossible to climb the ranks or be herself (being trans certainly did not help). she considers the extended cuttlefish family and her partners her true family now. she has no real regrets with leaving the army, she's finally free to be herself and to live her own life the way she wants, and she has never looked back since.

rosabel was born into a regular suburban nuclear family. she was the epitome of "average anime middle school protagonist", living a double life of a secret agent and stressed grade schooler. she has a younger sibling, and two parents.... but they're not relevant to this story. they're just kinda there. she's not particularly close to them, but they're not on bad terms. she just thinks they wouldn't understand the crazy stuff that goes on in her head or that happens to her. probably for the better that they would never believe her in this case! she prefers to spend time with her friends, and considers them her real chosen family anyway, so if her parents had gotten in the way of her seeing them, it would've been devastating.

shadow who volunteers at the local kitchen. shadow who likes tiramisu with warm coffee (beans?) shadow who is raising a chao that he will protect with his life. shadow who listens to taylor swift. shadow who would wait for his partner with lavender for them. shadow who eats cereal dry. shadow who thinks the meaning of life is to learn from your mistakes and grow as a person. shadow who has a pen in hand and will lend it to you if you need it. shadow who has a 20 step skincare routine. shadow who immediately indulges tails and hums the macarena.

SHADOW SHADOW SHADOW SHADOW

shadamy is canon guys !!! finally !!!! /j