(when You Spend Time Looking At A Starmaker You Get Starshaped Pupils )

(when you spend time looking at a starmaker you get starshaped pupils ❤ 🐍😊)

"everyone line up, two by two!"

Crowley learned evacuation procedures at the ark and never updated even once lmao

What if I told you that Crowley and Aziraphale can be gay AND ace AND nonbinary AND still enjoy the entire spectrum of physical 'romantic' intimacy and NONE of those things actually contradicted each other??

What then???

this is my best contribution to the fandom after finishing s2 (I have written fanfic too tho but that’s. worse)

honestly guys keep staying musty with “neil said this” and “neil said that”. because i know whose side i’m on and i KNOW my babygirl already has her voice memos to gaiman locked and loaded about which ways she wants to fuck david tennant on screen

I’m going to blow up the earth in 3 2

I hope everyone realizes that aside from Crowley not being in heaven, Aziraphale will also not have anything else he likes.

There are no books in heaven. There's no tea or hot chocolate, no music, no crêpes or sushi. So not only does he lose the love of his life and has to operate without him, but he also isn't allowed any of his comfort things, all while I'm sure the angels are hostile against him (even if they pretend otherwise).

Aziraphale has nothing.