dachshunds-and-fondue - sprinkling some thoughts
sprinkling some thoughts

she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!

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When You Get To The Age Where Youre Supposed To Know Better Its Like. Wow. No One Says No Cuts No Butts

when you get to the age where you’re supposed to “know better” it’s like. wow. no one says no cuts no butts no coconuts they just ban me from disney world

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Potential Sticker???

Potential Sticker???

Fun Fact: I spelled it that way because “gae” is the word for “goose” in a Gaelic language (can’t recall which atm)

2 years ago

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

2 years ago

the difference between apple and android

apples are edible, silly! androids are humanoid robots, not actual people. hopefully. haha i don’t know why everyone asks me this question?? you silly geese! :D


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2 years ago

people always ask which wire to cut but they never ask what happens when they cut all of them at the same time


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2 years ago

ruin your childhood?

nah girl i’m just gonna paint its fingernails black


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