Why Thirst Over Michael Myers He Doesnt Have A Personality.

“Why thirst over michael myers he doesn’t have a personality.”

yes he does, his personality is that he has a big dick

Exquisite Corpse

Kawaii!Rimmer that no one asked for? Sure why not. Made this for fun, feel free to use as an icon, just credit me for the edit, pls!

I want to write a whole ass book about dating Astarion

Like just a sweet, fluffy book about doing domestic, mundane couple stuff with Astarion

Cuddling, spending quality time together, reading books, playing boardgames, kissing and making out and obvi fucking like rabbits

I would honestly love to read a book about how Tav spends those 6 months after defeating the netherbrain with spawn Astarion bc if I was Tav I would legit chain that man to me and never leave the house because FINALLY I would get to just soak in his presence without having to do a million other things

I'd just want to spend time with him, learn what makes him laugh and tick and sigh, tease him to bring out his sassy side, make him a warm cup of tea and bundle him up in blankets for when he's ready to talk about his past and his thoughts and feelings

Really just a 6 month slumber party with the pale elf and all that would entail

hes like a smug anime girl...

Why are these so cute? Ofc Alan would be a wonderful boyfriend. 😭❤️

Guys idk if this is a joke anymore

Alan x GN!reader boyfriend hcs

wc: around 300

warnings: none

- will know your food and coffee order down to the letter, will cross towns just for it if you asked

- scares easily, not good with scary movies (an excuse to hold onto you)

- will always try to comfort you, even if he doesn’t successfully do it but he will always mean well

- does the thing where he slowly reaches out to hold your hand in public but if you move even slightly he will immediately retract

- gets overstimulated easily, stresses easily

- very solution oriented, you’ll need to teach him to ask “do you want a solution or do you want to complain for a little”

- malewife if you work long hours, will be wearing an apron and everything when you get home

- silently needs to recharge by holding you, likes to rest his chin on yours which he can easily do no matter how tall you are

- baggy eyes, speaks mostly in “mhm” and “mmmh.”

- wears his glasses sometimes when he’s around you, but only you

- urges you to wash your face and brush your teeth when you come home super tired, will do it for you including removing any makeup or cleaning your glasses before putting them away

- not a pet person, but would warm up to yours

- speaking of, animals LOVE him (the whole you attract what you don’t want law)

- definitely smokes I mean look at him

- very vocal when it comes to being sassy

- would let you try out makeup looks on him / hairstyles but only if you lock your phone in a physical safe

- enjoys self care like face masks and the occasional late night tea

- small acts of appreciation, like packing your lunch or replacing your bed sheets