My Dear Helen Of The Distortion, They Could Never Make Me Hate You.

My dear Helen of The Distortion, they could never make me hate you.

let me just slide in here, too. i have 28 episodes left and i can only ramble about The Fears to my friends so many times

anyways does anyone like The Magnus Archives here because I want friends. That will talk to me about it. I don't think my mom wants to hear me ramble 24/7

The Archivist vs an umbrella is actually hilarious.

he’s really beefing with an umbrella, not even a supernatural umbrella. just a regular umbrella.

no one tell him about The Umbrella Academy.

YES YOU GET IT. Jon would 100% shoot Peter Lukas point blank for Martin. he’d do it for free tbh.

and absolutely, Daisy and Basira would be Totally Normal™️ in America, no dogs necessary, just an entire armory strapped to them.

Melanie would definitely have at least one gun and many more knives.

I feel like tma couldn't happen in america cuz you try to jump out of the bushes all like "tell me your story" and you just get shot in the fucking head

… there’s other ways to cope???

if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

I also need to prove this point to my mom

this… is entirely correct.

I feel like tma couldn't happen in america cuz you try to jump out of the bushes all like "tell me your story" and you just get shot in the fucking head