@maroon-ghost-draws This One's For You :)

@maroon-ghost-draws this one's for you :)

If the reader agrees to the ripping off...(CW slight violence and mentions of surgery)

Ok so first of all YOU'RE SO BRAVE FOR TRUSTING THEM WITH THIS

Macaque most definitely makes you confirm dozens of times that you ARE okay with this haphazard surgery, like they will never forgive themselves if you get seriously hurt in the process :(

Wukong shows you his own top surgery scars and boasts that he can most definitely do it again

They'll both probably put some sort of numbing magic on you and/or knock you out beforehand, and Wukong has you eat an immortality peach just in case.

A few hours later BAM boom bop your top is surgeried! :D

Macaque knows a lot about the healing process from his own research and will make sure you don't do anything to mess up your system

They might ask you if you want to see what was under the skin.....it's best to decline.

7/10 simply because there's no way it was a fully sanitary environment they operated in

Can I request a platonic (Sun wukong x reader and macaque x reader) with a trans masc reader

Like where the reader is like a younger brother to them and they come out and just headcannons of them as older brothers

(They are my comfort characters and I need more platonic content)

I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE

Macaque and SWK with a transmasc lil bro PLATONIC HEADCANONS

Ok, so first off when you tell them, they are the most chill dudes ever. Like "oh, he/him now? Sure man"

they are both super good at not misgendering or deadnaming you. AND they 100000% will correct everyone.

unless you tell them you can handle yourself or something consider yourself very protected. Macaque listens to everything, and Wukong can see through everything.

Macaque offers to take you out to look for new clothes if you'd like them, he has a much better sense of style (he is also the one who can go places without being recognized unlike Wukong)

Wukong is really good at helping out with dysphoria. I hc that he's kinda meh about his own gender, like yeah he's "male" but really he doesn't give a single shit. But he knows how it feels to hate being in your body, and he is happy to offer up coping ideas

some of these ideas include more “odd” things, like covering mirrors so you don’t have to look at yourself. But it’s mostly more “common” things like doing some exercise or eating a safe food.

one thing they both suck at is suggesting ways to go forward with your transition. Wukong being Wukong will be like “Ah no problem I can rip off your things if you don’t want em!” And you have to remind him you aren’t immortal like him lmao

macaque actually sides with Wukong on this one, however they WILL NOT if you don’t want them to.

they’ll jump through whatever hoops they have to to help you change legal documents. Legally or not, they want you to feel comfortable looking at paperwork

Having a brotherly relationship after coming out will also entail them asking how comfortable you are with roughhousing or playing around like the two of them do, or even with light teasing or bickering. They don’t want to make you feel like you’re being bullied

that being said if you say you’re alright with it you better be on GUARD bc they will show up just about everywhere

they care for you through and through, and even on your worst of days they’ll be there for you and reassure you that they always will be. No matter how you identify! :)

i think.. legally, i have to post things here now? how else do i feed ted 👁️👁️

hello! Im here to request a platonic x reader with Macaque, Wukong, MK, and Redson and they're all playing mario party? If you do not want to do multiples then can it just be Macaque

I’m so sorry this took so long, I literally had no idea what to do for an actual plot SO I hope you’ll accept my compromise of the different characters playing video games

Macaque, Wukong, MK, and Redson - How they Play Video Games! (Headcanons)

Macaque - cheats constantly. He’ll use his shadows to sabotage whoever else he’s playing with. He’ll listen to the future so he can get himself the best odds that he can. It’s a little annoying, but he’ll ease up if you want him to. Can be a bit salty if he loses but it’s not a huge deal. He prefers strategy games because he likes testing himself, and hates VR with a passion because of the sensory experience of it. Also he is DEFINITELY the type to pick Rainbow Road in Mario Kart.

Sun Wukong - plays fair! He loves having a good time when he plays games, hence why he put so much effort into his own. He has an impressive collection of different games he’s collected over the years, and somewhere in his junk room there’s an original Gameboy or something. He can get a bit competitive but in the end he’s happy to spend time with people. His favorite genre of games are the battle royale types—don’t come for me but I think he’d absolutely play Fortnite. He also loves the games where you can take care of pets/animals, he thinks they’re fun.

MK - definitely competitive and has cheated before, but he doesn’t cheat all the time. He’s a good sport about losing however beware because he’ll do rematches all night if it means he might win. Likes classic, 8-bit games the most for the visuals. He doesn’t like horror very much but he’s not opposed to it. Rhythm games and music games are also his thing—he’s super good at Beat Saber and even DDR if he’s at the arcade! The one thing he refuses to touch is dating sims. Redson - insanely competitive, but surprisingly not a sore loser. He breaks the odd controller but once he’s got a good handle on how a game works he’s fairly chill. That, and he’ll replace the controller because of course he knows how to either make a new one or where to find a new one. He hates dancing games and dating sims, but likes horror games since it’s rare for things like that to actually startle him. One of his guilty pleasures is the Cooking Mama games. He once applied a technique he saw into something he was cooking with his father and when DBK asked where he learned that, Redson simply replied “a very wise woman”.

I just had to go through hell during a family reunion because i hate togetherness /hj

so could I request some headcanons for the characters hanging at a cookout?

I’m personally black so it might look a different for you if you’re not, but that’s okay!

lmao I hate reunions with a passion so I can relate /lh also I wasn't sure which characters you wanted so I did my main gang(SWK, Mac, MK, Mei, Redson)

LMK Characters at a Cookout Headcanons! (PLATONIC)(GN READER)

Sun Wukong - I feel like he'd have fun at a cookout as long as he knows a handful of people there. He'll stay with them for the most part and will be fine introducing himself to new people. If not, then he is going to stick to the edges of any crowd, take some food, and do his best to stay out of things. He can act calm all he wants but just know that he's screaming internally lmao. He's a little awkward as a whole but even more so if he somehow gets invited again. He might think it's a joke on him, but once you explain it's genuine he is RELIEVED.

Macaque - not a social butterfly, but will go if you're going. He's nice to whoever talks to him but ultimately he'll prefer to take a plate of food and find a quiet spot. If he knows more than one person there, he'll be less of a wallflower and more of a performer; he's excellent at small talk and a lot of people at the cookout probably end up admiring his charm. Most likely invited again but no one pressures him.

MK - oh this is perfect for him. He loves a chance to eat good food and socialize! MK's really good at meeting people and just generally being nice, and if it's a family cookout everyone's like "you should come back next time!" "Oh you're such a nice young man!" And basically he's part of the family now. He'll stick by you if you want him to, but if he hears someone talking about something interesting or something he likes, he may also gravitate towards them!

Redson - a little uptight about the whole thing, Red may panic and bring a dish of their own to the cookout to get on everyone's good side. But his mother taught him well in terms of social events, and you'd be lying if you said you weren't impressed at how easily Red can adapt to her environment. He's chatting it up with whoever approaches him and, similar to MK, will most likely be invited to the next one.

Mei - oh she's chilling! She's super happy you invited her, she loves these types of things! She'll start off super friendly, happy to introduce herself to people. But if she sees you uncomfortable with someone or if someone is rude to her, she'll switch it up and may be a little more feisty toward them. She'll try whatever foods there are even if she has no idea what it is. If something strikes her fancy she'll hunt the chef down and ask for the recipe. Also gets invited back!

This awful bill must be stopped!

A tracker of said bill:

congress.gov

Text - S.686 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): RESTRICT Act

Text for S.686 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): RESTRICT Act

For the record, the political stances of said twitter poster do not reflect my own 1-1 by any means.

I do agree that this Bill must be stopped and nothing beyond that.

Have some rough sketches I made based on an idea I had based on the new season

And now have a cursed one

AKA: I forgot how I draw actual people so I made some weird creature when I was trying to just draw Nezha

I'd make smoother-lined + colored versions but I don't feel up for that right now so here have this instead