Sakusa Brainrot

Sakusa brainrot

A/N: I’m bored and am devoted to one man so here is a collection of random Sakusa headcanons. 

Warnings: all over the place, eczema mention? ocd mention?, kinda self-indulgent in some places

My mans suffers from eczema on his back and sometimes his cheeks, and his back gets really itchy with shirts so he has researched specific materials that he gets all his shirts in

I said this in my ‘how they sleep’ post but he loves!! back!! scratches!! when cuddling (except for when his eczema is appearing ofc)

Ik its canon that he likes dogs but I feel like he likes cats too

Expert at head-cradling, holds and strokes the back of your head when you hug/cuddle :’ )

Loves to do chores, not just cleaning, he loves folding and especially ironing laundry (he lives for the smell)

Speaking of domestic scents, ascends if there are clean sheets on his bed and they’re all fresh-smelling

If you are the type to get freckles in the summer that fade during the winter, he always hopes that they stay for a little longer

If you are the type to apologise for everything, he thinks its really cute and sweet of you, but if you ever apologise for accidentally making him uncomfortable when he’s being germaphobic, he’ll genuinely get mad at you for ever apologising for something he claims is his fault

Also hates that he feels this way about germs too, constantly wanting to be better for everyone around him

Not only hates his germaphobic behaviours for the sake of his loved ones, but because he feels that he misses out on fun activities that he’d normally be repulsed by, such as going to the beach (sand) or theme parks (touching ride handles etc)

Most of his germaphobia is a result of ocd

Once felt so unclean that he scrubbed his skin raw :( , definitely wasn’t good with his eczema, he was in pain for days with carpetburn-like wounds

A/N: Wow that got a bit angsty, back to the fluffy stuff

When he’s jealous, he gets extremely pouty and it’s really cute

Drinks milk straight like Kageyama, Atsumu hates him for it, but he genuinely doesn’t see the issue (I don’t either it’s ok)

This might just be me being self-indulgent, but I think he likes thick girls :”)

Definitely doesn’t mind extroverts deep down, but in the long run, he just moulds better with introverts and would end up with one

Kiss his moles please, he’ll melt

Dresses like someone straight out of the dark academia aesthetic, idk he just gives off that vibe

Remembers the exact type of tablets you like taking, if you struggle to swallow the large ones, he’ll get small ones, if you don’t like that lingering taste on your tongue, knows to get sugar-coated

His strongest subject in school is english, his worst is science

He dabbles in a bit of art, simple sketching and painting, also loves when you’re an artist too

If he were to play an instrument, he’d play the cello 

Loves skincare and has this major routine that he does every night and invites you to do it with him on little self-care dates

Atsumu caught him chuckle at one of his jokes and he’s never been able to live it down since

If he’s overwhelmed in a crowd, he’ll follow you around like a lost puppy or hold onto your hand and you’ll have to drag him everywhere

Back at the start of your relationship before he was comfortable to hold your hand without asking, his way of asking to link fingers would be to tug on your sleeve or your shirt

His hair is the fluffiest when he blowdries it after a shower, and it is in the most perfect but messy ringlets at the same time

A/N: That’s all the headcanons I can think of for now, there may be a part 2 sometime because I live for this man :)

Closing requests as I finish off my requests and drafts!! Stay tuned

Say it with me:

👏Stop dismissing Sakusa’s germaphobic nature as his only personality trait👏 👏Stop abusing it as a sense of comic relief👏 👏Stop normalising it as his only characterisation in fics👏

Be original!! There is so much more to him than his hate for germs!!

This is so cute I’m obsessed

right where you want me (eren yeager)

↯ pairings: eren yeager x (fem) reader

↯ genres and warnings: more modern au, fluff, eren is a baby but i think we all knew that

↯ word count: 1.2k

↯ notes: i saw @eremiie​’s post which reminded me of a draft i had, which resulted in editing this for eren. pls enjoy one thousand words of me, once again, pushing my quality time is eren’s love language agenda. 

“And then Jean said that he didn’t have aim assist on, but I swear he’s a fucken liar,” Eren rambles, completely in a world of his own as you rub sudsy circles into your face.

He’s been following you around since you came home from school, chattering about anything and everything that happened to him during his day off. It’s not an unusual occurrence; whether he knows it or not, Eren has a habit of hovering around you when he sees you for the first time in a while. Particularly when you’ve been out all day, and he’s been home (see: freeloading in your apartment) waiting for you to return. 

He’ll babble and follow you as you settle into your night routine like a puppy. A very loyal, very tall, very overgrown puppy. It usually carries on until you’re ready to shower, but today Eren seems to feel extra clingy; having followed you all the way to the bathroom, where he currently sits on top of the closed toilet seat, telling you about Jean and Connie and the details of their match earlier while you wash your face. 

You don’t even think Eren notices that you’re taking longer than usual; or, that, subsequently, he’s been talking for longer than usual. You know how much he hates to be home alone or bored, but you didn’t know that the result of a few hours of limited contact would be this. 

It’s cute. But you’re curious to see how far he’ll go; or, rather, how long he’ll stay. You think he might stalk you into the shower if given the opportunity. So, with a knowing smile, you pat your face dry, and decide to test your theory. 

“—Then, of course, Connie’s dumbass died. Armin was able to revive him, but he couldn’t play long after that, because he had to go to his lab.”

You hum, pulling the curtain back and twisting the knob to turn on the shower and adjusting the water to your preference, “Right, but I thought you said Armin wasn’t that good at this game.”

Eren huffs, bending his legs to sit criss-cross on top of the toilet now. You have to refrain from chuckling when you take a look at him—completely unaware of his size in comparison to the small porcelain underneath him. He looks like a child. You would take a picture of him if you had your phone with you. 

“He’s not,” Eren sighs, “But he’s more fun to play with than Jean, because at least Armin’s not a cheater.”

“But if the game comes with an aim assist option, is it really cheating?”

“Obviously, babe,” Eren gesticulates, hands flailing around him, “Everybody knows that you’re not as good as you say you are if you have to use the assist—it’s like, like… like people who say parallel parking is easy just because their car has one of those automatic sensor thingies.”

Ah, right.

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i think...

...when you get out if the shower, sakusa loves playing with your wet hair

he need your smell like seriously he need it he always when you're both showered and alone has his nose on you. on your hair, your neck, his face on your chest when you’re cuddling, he doesn't even know how he could even live without your smell, before meeting you

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

After seeing a number of posts I’m gonna address something real quick. There is a difference between being upset over the end of chapter 139 and acting completely disrespectful towards Isayama. Let me remind y’all that there is no right or wrong ending, there is not going to be an ending to your preference, this man is the reason AoT exists in the first place and he had thought out the entire story long before your goofy asses could develop any opinion on it. Learn to respect the person who brought your favourite characters to life, learn some respect period.