I Think You Are Um 5 Inches Tall :) I Will Carry You In My Pocket And You Can Help Me Cheat On Game Shows

i think you are um 5 inches tall :) i will carry you in my pocket and you can help me cheat on game shows

GOD i forgot about this holy fuck

For the height thing im gonna guess 5'6 or 6'3!

bestie you are. way off there good try tho <3

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

list 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore!!!

hi i'm doing my beloved nate grimm who none of you have seen except for leo <3

he left his little sister at the beach on her birthday and she got in trouble with the cops bc she was out after curfew

he and his gf, kelsey goodfellow, met in high school and she ended up asking him to prom, afterwards he asked her to be his gf it was v wholesome i may or may not have started crying on the discord call

THE FUCKING SCHOOL CALLS NATE EVERY 3.4 BUSINESS SECONDS ASKING HIM TO FIX THE BOILER

his teacher sent his mom a dick pick in the mail and nate ended up getting the mail you can imagine how traumatized he was going to school the next day

his teacher, dante morganthe, flirts with his mom every chance he gets despite her being happily married and the town felon

tell us more about sabine i’m a sucker for skyrim ocs

Ahhh you have no idea what you've unlocked; I love my Skyrim OC so much.

• Hard chaotic neutral. Every time she becomes a hero/champion/leader of something it is 100% on accident/because someone told her there'd be treasure/she misunderstood and assumed there would be treasure. She is a simple woman. She doesn't need power and prestige. All she wants is a big enchanted axe and one million gems.

• Married Brelyna Maryon. Adopted Sofie and Sissel.

• Dual-wielding stone cold terror of Skyrim and committer of just…so many crimes, but has exactly two soft spots, and they're 1. kids and 2. chickens. She buys so many chickens.

• Is weak to (and only to) Pretty Ladies. Stormcloaks vs. Empire? Empire; Elisif is a Pretty Lady. Saadia vs. Alik'r? Side with Pretty Lady. Should she trust a mysterious vampire she found locked in a crypt? Absolutely. Pretty Lady. It's her biggest weakness. Not fire, not dragons--just pretty women who are nice to her one time. (Single exception: sides with Party Snacks over Delphine & The Blades because Dragon Friend > Pretty Lady.)

• Has promised her soul to so many otherworldly entities that it'll be a fun little surprise to see who actually ends up with it. She figures whoever can fight it out with the other Daedric Princes and emerge victorious deserves to keep her soul.

• I can only hear her with a heavy Eastern European accent. That's just how she has to sound. I don't make the rules.

horse lover Chad, Ryan - I Don't Dance (From "High School Musical 2")

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