• Hi, I'm Ash. • They/Them • As funny as you are, so not much •
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You're laughing but this genuinely helped me study... I think it's just real good white noise
what effect is this supposed to have on me
When something bad happens in front of me I like standing at a distance and occasionally going “Yeesh!” or “YIKES!”. its my small way of helping.
Someone with six fingers can’t give you the middle finger.
What the fuck
The reason why nearly every game trailer starts with shot of the ocean is that the CGI artist want to show off how cool they can create water.
I am not a Lesbian now even the internet is saying that why
had this quiz done for a while and forgot to post it ages ago LMAO anyway
which tumblr default icon are you?
Petition to remove the ozone layer just to see what happens
friendly reminder that there are now almost twice as many fics for goncharov, a fake mafia movie, than the godfather
when the website you wasted billions of dollars on corrects your ridiculous claims
If I hear ONE more person complaining of people who write dialogue with dashes instead of quotation marks I WILL start writing it with 《 》 instead so your eyes regret the actions of your foul hands and mouth.
it's true that simply killing billionaires would not fix problems inherent to capitalism but elon musk? you can't tell me things wouldn't be at least slightly more bearable
you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite”
THE CHECKS SHOW UP ON MOBILE NOW!!!!!!!!
I CANT SEE THEM YET
playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything
Reblogging to help the tips spread despite being yet another unknown little gremlin in this circle of hell
Dear Mr Gaiman,
I am but a humble refugee from the currently imploding hellsite of Twitter, and I have to ask - how does Tumblr work?
Yours sincerely,
An Elon Musk Disliker
Very oddly. There's no algorithms. Find your friends on this hell-site by finding out if anyone's on Tumblr. Follow them. Read what comes across your dashboard. If anyone consistently posts things you like or that interest you, follow them. Search for things you are interested in, and follow tags. Reblog things you find that are interesting. Waste time here. Enjoy yourself. Read the comments and notes on this post to find out what everyone else thinks or wants to add.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERE WERE THE DM VERSION OF INSTAGRAM COMMENTS BOTS HERE I WASN'T EXPECTING TO FIND A SUSSY WEBSITE LINKED IN THEM
Family issues
I live with family to save money and my sister has this really fucking loud fan that she places next to her wall that vibrates said wall which is shared with my room so ill just be vibin and than suddenly the wall just starts fucking around like the Hindenburg blimp after someone lit a cigar.
To combat this I'm going to get a white noise generator and place it just outside of her room so it's just loud enough to overpower the STUPID, FUC^ING FAN.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT IF ITS PETTY AND UNNECESSARY. THIS IS WAR. IF YOU WON"T SHUT THAT FUC^ING FAN OFF THAN I WILL BLARE THE SOUND OF REVENGE INTO YOUR ROOM UNTIL THE ANGELS THEMSELVES WEEP, YOU LITTLE SHI%.
When u you overthink so much you become hyperaware of reality
My brains is so strong. Holy shit another THOUGHT IS COMINGGGGG HHHH RAHHHHHHHHHGHHGHGG