So I Went Down A Rabbit Hole

So i went down a rabbit hole

Yep, and now im dragging all my followers down with me(which isn't alot but fuck you)

SPORKS, yes sporks were my rabbit hole journey, so me and the unknown friend were chatting and idk why i decided to look up sporks, andd then the rabbit hole started

This is a normal spork, we know this

This is a weird spork, with no handle, but still TECHNAILY a spork

This is not a fucking spork, this is a splayd(yes thats a real thing) cues its a sporf(again another real word) with a knife, so there for it is a splayd

NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?, this is not a spork, i dont know what its called but this is not a fucking spork, cues sporks are ment to be tiny, and have SMALL TINES, NOT BIG ONES

Calming down from that rant, again this is a splayd, just replace sporf with spork and boom, its a splayd, anyways for now that concludes "zen now knows to much about sporks"

We are very sane

me when the avenue contains sunshine YIPPEEE

Its fucking fourth of july

Yep, so that means sitting with a scared heckin dog and making sure she doens't break into the kittens room, while im also fucking scared cues the fireworks are loud, not very fun, but thats mainly it, i just felt like ranting

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Never realized how handy benadryl with a dog would be but here we are, glad she's calmed down it was getting tiring, anyways imma keep watch on this big puppy for the rest of the night

Its fucking fourth of july

Yep, so that means sitting with a scared heckin dog and making sure she doens't break into the kittens room, while im also fucking scared cues the fireworks are loud, not very fun, but thats mainly it, i just felt like ranting

Sorta just got back from a belated party and i have shit to rant about

So, today we had a belated birthday party for me cues my grandma didn't do it early, and holy shit i didn't think this would be something i would ever need to post about, but if you know me irl DONT TOUCH MY SHIT WITHOUT ASKING ME P L E A S E, and yes that happend today, aunt touched my plushies(cues i bring my pokemon ones basically everywhere i go cues they make me happy), she didn't even ask me if it was okay to touch them, and that pissed me off, cues well THATS MY SHIT, DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT, anyways thats mainly it theres more i wanna rant about but imma say it to friends mainly