The Most Hilarious Thing About The Fact Buckbeak Had A Trial And Lost Is That Later On JKR Resolves The

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

dear,

there’s a funny thing about falling in love. its something authors can never ace, until they’re in love themselves. you notice all the things about a person in which they doubtfully realize themselves. like how they look down when they smile, or how they shrivel into themselves when they cry.

i notice all the the little things from you.

do you remember the time i got hit in the nose by a basketball in gym, and caught a bloody nose? you dragged me to the nurse, cursing the person who threw it at me the whole way there. i should have said it wasn’t their fault, but then i’d have to give reason. i was too busy watching you run that i didn’t see the ball coming my way.

do you remember the time you told me you loved me the first time? of course you only meant it as friends, and it’s probably all a blur, but its like the front of a hand to me. it was when you phoned me after school, asking about the math project. you drawled it like it was nothing, and hung up, and it was probably just instinct, but that was all i could think the rest of the day.

do you remember the time where you saw the love song in my black notebook, and asked me why i wrote it? i said a cheap lie about finding it on the internet, and saying i thought it was cool. i wrote it late the night before, not being able to sleep with you grazing my mind.

the one thing i can’t remember when i started having feelings for you. because i dont know when. but i remember sitting in the basement with you one night, when you accidentally shifted too close to me, and my eyes saw your lips and suddenly your kiss was all i really needed.

but darling, you are all i really need.

i’ll be the pace of wind to you, but you’ll be the spinning of earth. 

falling in love is floating, so high on emotions, you’re drifting off your feet. the ground will be only an illusion to you, and the only upper thing is darling.

falling in love is drowning, because you’re trapped in the realization they’ll never love you back.

the books play it out as different, but falling in love is the best and worst thing in the world. and the funny thing is, love in the books is falling slowly, but my noticing love for you was like a light switch. because i was unconscious through out it all, until it was suddenly there.

but darling, i in the deepest of ways, love you.

if you are under 18:

your nudes are child pornography 

people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography

you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 

don’t take nudes

Gally: I have an idea. You gotta call out ‘babe’ and see who looks up first.

Gally: I’ll go first

Thomas: Lmao, no one even flinched

Gally: You try then

Thomas: Okay, I will….BABE!

Minho: You rang?

Newt: Yea?

Teresa: What?

Brenda: Hey, you need something?

Gally: What the fu-

Norse demigods meet Greek demigods

Ok look so everyone is talking about a meeting between Alex and Nico...but what I’m waiting for is a meeting between Alex and Frank. One is a free spirited rebel shapeshifter whereas the other is a careful little (but actually super tall and buff) cinnamon roll shapeshifter. I wanna see the contrast between the way they act but also the connection they have with each other since they are the only shapeshifters there.

Lmao literally dead

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”