I Literally Started WHEEZING

I literally started WHEEZING

Sharkboy and Lavagirl!stuck

Who Would Win in a Fight

Me vs MCYT

Tommy:

-100% chance of victory

-yes he's tall but I don't think he's ever been in an actual fight

-also he's clumsy

-easy victory

Tubbo:

-80% chance of victory (if we do fight)

-I don't want to fight Tubbo he seems cool

-again probably doesn't have much fight experience

-i would end up having to fight both Tubbo AND tommy bc of course tommy would jump in

-Big Crime might curbstomp me though

Technoblade:

-75% chance of victory (controversial but let me explain)

-tall yes but this man spends so much time gaming that his body is probably slowly breaking down

-he probably would let me win out of laziness but in the off chance he decides to start an anime training arc I'm getting destroyed

Wilbur Soot:

-25% chance of victory

-might let me win to get it over with

-is significantly taller than me so he could just step on me

-seems like he has internalized rage but so do i

-there is no winner vs loser it's whoever survives

Jschlatt:

-0% chance of victory

-he would push me down the nearest flight of stairs before the fight even started

Quackity:

-0% chance of victory

-i would sacrifice myself so he would automatically win

Dream:

-5% chance of victory

-we've seen his body and we know he's tall this is a definite loss for me

-his florida man vibes give him a 10% damage boost

-might attract the rest of the dream team to come watch and then they would make fun of me and I would lose just from the stress

Sapnap:

-30% chance of victory

-he sets off my fight instincts I want to beat him up so bad

-we know he's run from the cops but so have I so in terms of speed we are probably equal

-idk I just don't think I'm winning but I would still enjoy the experience

George:

-50% chance of victory

-i don't want to fight George

-he seems more likely to run away than to fight but that just means I would have to chase him down

-i feel like one quick hit to the knees and he's on the ground

BadBoyHalo:

-0% chance of victory

-he just has to shoot me

-i feel like this is self-explanatory

Skeppy:

-0% chance of victory

-BBH would come help him and then boom I've been shot

The fact that you made Meulin Scooby Doo- chef’s kiss

the lowblood alpha trolls are just the scooby gang like rufioh = fred damara = daphne kankri = velma mituna = shaggy meulin = scooby doo

Imagine taking a hike and stumbling across that

the lowblood alpha trolls are just the scooby gang like rufioh = fred damara = daphne kankri = velma mituna = shaggy meulin = scooby doo

I see that and I raise you techno’s “heh???” vs. dream’s “WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!”

techno’s prolonged gasp vs. dream’s kettle wheeze