Your Mom Admits To You That You Have Some Supernatural Blood Running Through Your Veins. But She Doesnt

Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe. 

t’challa: shuri this is my new friend thor he lost an eye and needs a proper prosthetic

shuri: brother you can’t keep bringing home broken white boys and ask me to fix them

thor: my apologies princess shuri! I never meant to inconvenience you, I shall take my leave immediately -

shuri: shut up I already made you three new eyes this one has tiny lightning bolts that glow in the dark

thor: :o

everyone: *is dying*

wii fit trainer:

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

there should be a seperate genre for anime thats good

im always a slut for making everything harder than it needs to be