Also They Look Like Fat In Doctor Who, Especially When They Fly

Also they look like fat in doctor who, especially when they fly

OMG THESE GUYS

dude today a customer brought me a birthday card and asked me "is this a girl birthday card or a unisex birthday card? I thought it was unisex but when I scanned it at the self-checkout it said girl birthday card." the birthday card was just a bunch of balloons with the text "happy birthday". and then when I was like "i dunno I think that's just the official name of the card on our system I'm sure a boy would be happy with the card" the customer was like "well if it is a girl birthday card can you tell me if this other birthday card is unisex or for girls? if the other card is unisex I'd like to exchange the girl birthday card for the unisex one". Like what. You can look at the cards. With your eyeballs. You are holding them both you can see them and decide whether or not you want the card. What the fuck are you talking about why are you asking me this

The main point is that Hannibal didn't realize that friends are not food

observations were made...

Father with kids🐕

patrochilles:

Homophobic people deep down just fear that some gay couple, instead of living their happy life in the mountain or on an island, will take down a city someday just to make the straight shut up. It's something that hunts them at night

I had an insane little thought in my insane little brain and needed to share it so I can get it out cause I have been giggling about it on and off for about 30 minutes despite it not being funny. So here it goes.

Chiron is homophobic but like… in the literal sense of the word. He is legitimately afraid of gay people, particularly gay men. Why? Well after watching Achilles and Patroclus defy gods and almost defy fate itself and tear down a city before it was time to for each other, wouldn’t you be a little scared of homosexuals???

I think I saw a post about Chiron being afraid of gay people because of those two once and it didn’t click until now that the legitimate fear of gay people would likely be called homophobia and it made me giggle.