In The Bed Straight Up Snorking It. And By 'it' Let's Just Say. Haha. Mimimimimimimimimimimimi

in the bed straight up snorking it. and by 'it' let's just say. haha. mimimimimimimimimimimimi

The Boys..

I'm pretty sure Duke can turn invisible? (Idk if out of suit or not but canon can kiss my ass)

Duke Turing invisible when he's getting lectured by bruce

Bruce: giving Duke a lecture about not calling backup for something that happend on daytime shift

Duke: *point behind Bruce* WTF IS THAT?

Bruce: *turns around to look at what duke's pointing at then turning back because it's just a white wall* Duke wha- ... FUCK-

Duke: *blinking white outline of where he was just standing*

Duke: *also watching Bruce look around the whole manor and gardens to find out where Duke went while struggling to not laugh*

forgot to draw jayroy during pride month it’s june 30th i drew this on the train home from my city’s parade it’s 8:41pm i will do better next year im sorry gays

Pt.19 Gotham Twitter AU

<<Part 18<< Master List >>TBC>>

I've eaten my ama's pozole four days in a row now bc my ama is a basic señora who decides to make it in the heat of summer. Am I tired of it? Absolutely not. My ama's pozole are the gods gift to earth.

Very sad cuz I post these on tiktok too, but the last one I tried posting got taken down for "violating community guidelines" and am trying to appeal, but no luck so far and they won't let me post anything else 😭

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses