Pickup Lines Theyd Use On You

Pickup lines they’d use on you

Ft: Boothill, Dazai & Lyney

Event Masterlist: Here

Warnings: Cheesy/really bad lines, Mentions of s*icide (Dazai), regular bsd warnings (dazai)

- Boothill loves to use pickup lines on you

- Sometimes he pretends you guys aren’t a couple just to hit on you

- He’ll walk up to you calling you a cutie, before hitting on you, asking for your number

- Although before the relationship hes a bit more shy, sometimes blushes after saying them

As for pickup lines he’d use while dating…

- “Hey darling, you dropped something… My jaw”

- “I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks”

- “You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together”

- “Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you”

Pickup lines he’d use before dating you…

- “Something must be wrong with my phone… It doesn’t have your number in it”

- “I would've said "God bless you" after that sneeze, but it looks like he already had”

- “I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are”

- Dazai loves using pickup lines on you both before & after you start the relationship

- The moment you walk into the room-hes already hitting on you

Pickup lines he’d say while dating you…

- “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.”

- “I usually go for 8s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”

- (Over text) “Are you https? ‘Cuz without you I’m just ://”

Pickup lines he’d say before dating you…

- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you need to look at my profile again?”

- “Would you like to commit a double suicide with me?”

- “I hope you know CPR cuz you just took my breath away!”

- Lyney is more a fan of using pickup lines before the relationship but he still will slip out a pickup line here and there

- Mainly when you both are alone though, or even on a date

Pickup lines he’d use while dating you…

- “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”

- “Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.”

Pickup lines he’d use before the relationship…

- “Are you a magician? Cuz when I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

- “I am not a photographer, but I can easily picture us together.”

When you’re injured

Characters: Blade, Chuuya, Yosano & Sanemi

Event Masterlist: here

Warnings: Injuries, blood, mention of murder

- Blade is silent when he first sees your injury, then immediately asks how you got it… or who did it to you

- Even if you say no-he’s very persistent, constantly asking until you tell him

- when you finally do, he waits until you go to sleep to go out and murder them

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He stands in-front of you as you just got back home for your mission-eyeing the blood dripping down your stomach. The cut was fresh, it must have just occurred and it must have been a person due to the nature of the cut. He would know from injuring and killing so many people. Blade stares at you before asking the question “who did it”. You looked back at him, clutching your stomach before answering “no one”.

Of course he didn’t take that for an answer, constantly questioning you “who did it” while aiding you to heal your wounds. It’s not until you finally give him the name that he backs off asking. Though he doesn’t leave, grabbing more bandages and gently patching your wound. Kissing your cheek he leads you towards your room and puts you in your shared bed. Its only after you fall asleep that he leaves, grabbing his blade to slay his new target.

Chuuya stares at your wound for a moment before staring into your eyes. How could this happen? Why did this happen? He should have been there for you. Why want he there for you? Who would dare do this to you? Why would they do this to you? All of those questions run through his mind until he goes up to you and starts aiding you with your injury. He doesn’t press you for more information-not in that moment anyway. Chuuya wants to make sure you’re okay more than anything and make sure he didn’t do anything else to you. When you get all patched up, he tucks you into sleep before heading downstairs.

When he reaches the living room however… Chuuya is calling the black lizard, making them find whoever this man was and ask him what he did to you. Even after he insisted it was only the one scar… Murder is still the only option. To chuuya anyway.

When yosano first discovers your injury she gets worried for you. She wants to ensure your safe and healthy but of course if you work for the ADA things are going to happen here and there.

Yosano is also glad it isn’t life threatening-but is worried because she now has to injure you to a life threatening state in order to heal you. At least she can heal you though instead of letting you bleed out. If the injury isn’t too bad though, she’ll just bandage you up and scold you a bit.

Freaks. Out. What cursed demon could do this to you? Sanemi unleashes another attack on the demon that hit you and killed him.

If that didn’t work, he’d stab himself to expose the demons to his blood and then kill it. Even as he’s bleeding and probably has a deeper wound than yours, he runs over towards you to aid your wound.

Sanemi also immediately suggests he brings you over to Shinobus to aid in your healing process.

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Other Characters

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How you met (Yanfei)

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Dating Them! Characters: Himeko, Welt, Firefly, Herta, Ruan Mei, Fu Xuan & Obsidian Warnings: Penacony questline spoilers (Firefly)

- Himeko is more of a quiet, gentle lover

- Her main love languages is quality time so she loves to hangout with you every single day, even if its as simple as chatting over tea or as big as going on an adventure to find a stellaron

- Following that it would be gift giving, giving you small but simple gifts of things that you like or reminded her of you

- In the past she has given you

Tea Cups (or Coffee cups if you're a coffee drinker)

Specialized Jewelry

- When she does cuddle its usually whenever you both are in bed getting ready to sleep

- But you don't go to sleep cuddling like that-she'd prefer to hold you a bit before and then sleep separately (although you both are still in the same bed)

- Himekos favourite dates include Coffee/Tea hangouts or Movies

- PDA is okay but only if its the express crew and only a little bit, not full on making out infront of them-holding hands, occasional kisses and hugging is okay. Infront of anyone else she sticks to hand holding or hugging

- Himeko also isn't too jealous as a person, she trusts you won't leave her so she trusts you fully

- Welt is very similar to Himeko in a loving sense

- Similar to her hes gentle and quiet-not to mention he never gets jealous over you

- One thing he does get is protective, specifically when someones overstepped the boundaries a little bit

- His main love language would be acts of service. Welt loves helping you out whenever you need it, holding the door for you, protecting you from an enemy etc!

- Some gifts he would give you include...

Chocolates

Perfume

Flowers (lots of flowers)

Watches

- Welt loves cuddling whenever you both have free time, specifically either you laying on top of him or the other way around

- If you both wanted to, he would also love to cuddle to sleep

- Some of the dates you guys go on can include:

Picnics

Movies

Teaching you skills

- Now to be dating firefly you have to know about her being SAM + know the other Stellaron Hunters

- As a lover, Firefly lets you take the lead in the relationship a bit more but she isn't afraid to talk to you about things that are needed

- Her main love language is Words of Affirmation & Gift Giving

- She always loves to say "I love you" or "you're beautiful" or even how cute/adorable/handsome you are

- Other than that we've seen before in the Penacony quest how she loves to give gifts/food to her partners whenever they remind her of them! The same goes with you! Whenever she seems something she think you might like she always goes out to buy it for you

- Which includes pastries, keychains, necklaces and a lot more

- Dates with firefly would occur really anywhere. She's not really known for being wanted like the rest of the hunters so she does have creative freedom-just don't do anything or go anywhere where she would need to activate SAM and you're fine!

- Occasionally she might get a little jealous/question if she deserves you but just talk her out of it and make her understand how much you love her

- Dating Herta is special since she does have countless copies of herself all over the space station

- You could talk with her at her office and then walk out...BOOM! There's another Herta standing in front of you

- On that note, Herta's main love language is Quality Time!

- It works out since there are many Hertas-even so she wants you to hangout with her main body (the one in her office) the most, so its where you spend most of your day

- Some popular dating spots she'd bring you:

Researching together

Eating lunch together

- Ruan Mei is a careful lover

- Her love language is Acts of Service & Physical Touch

- Ruan Mei enjoys helping you out with small tasks & she enjoys whenever you help her out aswell

- Physical Touch for her is mainly holding hands while walking and doing various things

- Jealousy doesn't exist in Ruan Mei's books either-why would you leave her for someone you met 0.5 seconds ago? That isn't like you at all

- Dates with her vary, some can include:

Going out for lunch together

Working on science projects/experiments

- Ruan Mei is very protective of you-its like she has a third eye watching you at all times to ensure nothing bad happens to you

- Fu Xuan's love language is mainly acts of service

- She is very shy with physical affection most of the time, especially if you do something in front of others

- But she will help you out from time to time and occasionally takes your fortune if you wish

- Date spots with Fu Xuan include...

Walks around the Luofu

Combat training to up your skills

Going to an arcade together

- Occasionally she will also give small gifts that she think you'd enjoy, usually its only on special occasions though

- From what we seen Obsidian likes to cause chaos and start "bloodbaths" as she'd say

- But in a relationship she'd treat you as a Queen/King

- Always paying attention to you, Always doing what you'd like

- Her servants always follow your orders because if they don't well lets just say Obsidian won't be happy

- Having baths together in "blood" is also her favorite activity