Twin Bitches.

Twin bitches.

Abe Weissman Fall actually

how the job search is going

Paris Geller didn’t get into her dream university, a goal for which she had sold her soul and threatened the Devil to make happen, went to her second option and excelled there.

The Yale Daily News revolted and had her removed from the status of Editor and she was demoted to a writer, made her peace with it and worked hard to write amazing pieces.

Opened a successful clinic under her name, married the love of her life and had a happy family.

Jess Mariano got kicked out of his mother’s home, had to live in a small town after growing up in a city like New York, got villainised by every one in said town until he had to run away. He worked two jobs to get a car to earn back some modicum of freedom. He tried his best to overcome the shadow of Dean when he was dating Rory.

He published his own book, joined a local press company and worked hard to make it successful. Despite things never working out with Rory he always believed in her and helped her out of all her slumps.

Lorelai was pregnant and realised she had a chance to escape her hellish childhood, started from ground zero living in a shed and working a job as a maid in an inn. Raised an incredibly kind, intelligent daughter without receiving any help from her parents or Christopher, rose up to running the inn and then opening her own very successful inn.

People forget that Rory and the Friday Night Dinners were a chance for Emily and Richard to reconnect with a their estranged daughter and grand- daughter and while for the most part they were loving and nurturing with Rory, Emily was especially impatient and mean with Lorelai. Grandparents tend to be nicer to their grandchildren. Rory was much more comfortable asking for money from Richard and Emily than Lorelai.

Rory may be a (understandably) disappointing character but Gilmore Girls has many other role models- especially for its younger audiences- to look up to

A List of Things that are my 'Roman Empire'

Emily Gilmore (they can never make me hate you)

The letter Alex Turner wrote to Alexa Chung, you know which one

A Sunday on La Grande Jatte by Georges Seurat

The Eagles' 'Hotel California' guitar solo

What did Henry tell Camilla at the end of The Secret History?

That one article about Bennington University in the 1980s

Lana Del Rey’s unreleased songs. Specifically ‘Boarding School’ ‘Smarty’ and ‘Children of the Bad Revolution’

Fleabag and Claire from Fleabag

The Holdovers

Annabeth intuitively knowing to protect Percy in The Last Olympian

The Execution of Lady Jane Grey by Paul Delaroche

That scene in Lady Bird where Lady Bird jumps out of a car because of her mother's ramblings

House M.D.

Simon from Lord of the Flies

Anne Boleyn

My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Otessa Moshfegh

Remus Lupin

The Roy sibling’s childhood in Succession

George Harrison's pictures in India

Stop All the Clocks by W.H Auden

Paris Geller not getting into Harvard

Fleetwood Mac's album Rumour

Macbeth, the character

Inigo Montoya

Emma, 2020

The most important women in Don Draper's life dying of different kinds of cancer

Ash Lynch from Banana Fish

Nicky Hemmick from All For the Games

Meredith Grey and Cristina Yang from Grey's Anatomy

Will Herondale and Jem Carstairs from The Infernal Devices

That one Thanksgiving episode in Gossip Girl

Jess Mariano from Gilmore Girls

Challengers, 2024

Baby Fever

Little Miss Sunshine

Robert Spearing from Industry

My Lady Jane being cancelled

Creme Brulee

Peeta Mellark from The Hunger Games

The violet field scene from E.M. Forsters' A Room With A View

The fountain scene in Atonement

Skyfall, 2012

'But did you die' line from The Hangover Part II

That scene in Good Will Hunting where Robin William tells Matt Damon how he met his wife.

Sansa Stark

The Twinyards

The fact that men can strike a conversation with waiters, cab drivers, etc without fear of repercussions

The Persuasion letter

Caravaggio vs Artemisia’s art

Declan Lynch from The Raven Cycle. Pretty much the entire TRC series

Casey Mcquiston and I have the same brain because of course they would bring up the inherent homo-erotiscm of 80s action films using the prime example of Point Break and the chemistry between Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swazye.