Ran: So Do You Know When Kakucho's Funeral Is Going To Be? We Weren't Close But We Still Have To Pay

Ran: So do you know when Kakucho's funeral is going to be? We weren't close but we still have to pay our respects.

Rindou: What do you mean?

Ran: Kakucho. The guy who died, had a crush on Izana and a big ass scar on his forehead.

Rindou: You know he's not dead, right?

Ran: What.

Rindou: He lived.

Ran: No

Rindou: Yes.

Ran, takes a deep breath and screams:

Rindou:

Ran, still screaming:

Rindou: You done?

Ran: I closed his mother freaking eyes and you mean to tell me he's not dead!

Rindou, trying not to laugh: Wait, where are you going?

Ran: I'm chopping these braids off and immigrating to Argentina.

BONTEN WITH A KLEE! LITTLE SISTER! READER

NOTE: Fem! Reader, All characters [Bonten], fluff, I apologize if the reader is OOC, stay safe and healthy everyone <3

➩ Mikey knew your mom who worked for him, though due to something coming up she had to leave the country to do something.

➩ So when you and Mikey met he was surprised to know that you also like to bomb things, even creating bombs.

➩ He took you to a place where he can test whether or not you actually bomb things. 

➩ And the next thing he knew, you were bombing a whole ass building. Which kind of scared him tbh.

➩ When Mikey decided to introduce you to the other executives. 

➩ “This is [Name], she’s a new member, she’s strong, take good care of her” He warned.

➩ They thought it was some kind of joke that Mikey made you, a child, a 7 year old kid, a member. Worse, was that Mikey made you an executive.

➩ After realizing that he wasn’t joke. Sanzu and Ran were the first to approach you, jokingly asking what you do. Kakucho had to watch over.

➩ You deadass pulled out a bomb decorated with stickers. Kakucho had to ask you to put the bomb away carefully since he was afraid that it might explode.

➩ Your first mission was with Koko. He’s actually okay with you as long as you behave tho-

➩ When Koko told to wait in the car, you pouted not wanting to. He said that he’ll buy you more bombs if you behave which you approved easily.

➩ Who wouldn’t want free bombs, right?

➩ Anyways, the guy that Koko was going to kill ended up running away so you chased after him. You threw one of your bombs that light up at him and the bomb exploded. Killing him instantly.

➩ When the others found out about this, they actually praised you. Mikey gave you one head pat which you will forever treasure.

➩ Koko bought you those normal bombs and you hated it. 

➩ So you told him to just give you materials for bombs. Turns out you can also make bombs!

➩ Sanzu and you would go to a killing spree and always compete with each other who can kill the most, you always win tho <3

➩ Kakucho is like a big brother to you, you love how caring and sweet he is. He spoils you none stop. 

➩ He was worried that you might get killed by an enemy or police offier, but turns out you end up killing them instead. So now he worries less, he still worries tho.

➩ Takeomi said that you remind him of someone, you just brushed it off tho since you didn’t understand. You call him a “weird grown up” since he’s always so grumpy.

➩ Mochizuki gifts you bombs too, sometimes even sweets and toys. Though you prefer bombs <3

➩ Ran loves teasing you, he sometimes hides your bombs but you end up finding them in the end, he’s convinced that you have a tracking device for all your bombs-

➩ Rindou is afraid that you might kill him one day since you always have bombs with you. He ends up spoiling you like the others do, just don’t pull out a bomb without saying.

➩ Koko takes you with him to missions and sells your bombs. He’s very proud that your bombs are making a lot of money.

➩ Don’t worry, he’s not using you ofc <3 He loves you and spoils you with lots of gifts, sometimes you even have to tell him to stop sending you gifts since your house will be flooded with toys, clothes, etc.

➩ He buys a new house for you and for the gifts :D

➩ Mikey is fond of you, it’s not every day that you get to see the leader of an evil organization smile. Yes, Mikey sometimes smiles when you’re around.

➩ He doesn’t let you do missions alone because he’s afraid that you might die.

➩ You’re like a little sister to him <3 You usually remind him to eat healthier food or else you’ll be sad. 

➩ You give the puppy eyes and he agrees to eat healthier this time which made you smile :D

➩ There was this one time where an enemy took your treasure and you immediately went to Mikey, telling him everything.

➩ Mikey was furious that someone dared to steal your precious treasure, he ordered Sanzu and Kakucho to be with you.

➩ When you cornered the enemy who stole your treasure. 

➩ Kakucho recognize the treasure to be one of your special bombs since it had bunny ears and big hearts.

➩ The next thing you all knew, the bomb exploded, killing the enemy.

➩ Sanzu laughed all day thinking about it and how confident the enemy was. While the others let out a few snickers.

➩ Mikey grounded you for two days because it turns out, your bomb was supposed to explode one of his clubs.

➩ Mikey and Kakucho try to give you a normal childhood by sending a teacher who they kidnapped to teach you.

➩ If anyone tries to kill you or disrespect you, best know that they will kill that person.

➩ You’re their sunshine ball and if anything happens to you, they will probably go rampage.

➩ Plus, you’re literally the only person that is keeping them all sane, they love very much <3

HARUKA HASHIDA CAN MAKE MY PERIOD STOP-

cool gf x soft bf

My dead bff in heaven or hell talking to Baji, my first comfort character in tr, who's also dead : so, how is she? Renoeewi?

Baji : idk, waiting for me to get my revival arc, LMAO

Ran: And here you can see the endangered Rindou in his natural habitat.

Rindou: *falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*

Ran: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.