Weve All Been Saying It, But Ive Decided Its Finally Time To Extensively Research And Prove:

we’ve all been saying it, but i’ve decided it’s finally time to extensively research and prove:

jeff satur is a cat badly disguised as a human.

1. his meows

2. cat behavior

3. always trying to nap

4. always ready for a fight & constantly swatting at everyone

5. his judgy-face

6. just...

American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!

Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER:

Favourite Genres of Men (in/sp.)

listening to Bible and Ta saying the word cock for a whole minute

it sure is, my dudes