Celestetheking - Celeste

if i had a nickel. well i'd have four nickels.

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

why do all the hot gender freaks with brain damage from the internet live in Boner's Corner, Illinois or Halifax or whatever other hellhole

In honor of me finding out that I'll only be able to watch one move (barbie or mutant meyhem) I have made a shitty rendition of what it will be like at the theater

I'm not letting my barbie fit go unused