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found entrapta in xc3

except he is is this 4 year old boy (12ish physically)

his name is Valdi and he looks like a Mechonis (android) from Xenoblade Chronicles 1 except hes vat grown and ages at the same rate as humans somehow because thats how everyone in this game ages, it is pretty fucked up

he is the “best engineer in this side of the war” 

anyway here are the reasons valdi is entrapta

1. he picked a fight with 6 experienced fighters because he wanted to get more supplies for his tech 2. when we beat him he goes WOW, SO COOL, TEACH ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW and our characters are like ???? why would we do that? you tried to fight us??? 3. our resident nopon techie guy is like “your robots were shit because you upgraded light armored robots with heavy robot weaponry” and hes like “oooh that makes sense” 4. “what colony are you from?” “30!!” “who is the commander?” “oh that would be me!!” “you fucking wot mate???” we see him talking to an exasperated advisor, he literally ditches all of his duties so he can come out and fight us with robots 5. “it’s okay i can walk home and make new robots to escort me from random scrap!”  "wouldnt that require salvaging??“ "oh shit, yeah. uhh i might need help” 6. “what were we doing here again??” “salvaging??? did you forget??” “oh yeah!!!” 7. he only makes Attack robots because he loves making Attack robots and has literally never considered doing anything else 8. he sees a bunch of destroyed robots, indicating a lost battle, and is like “wow! this makes me sad because i just WANT TO SALVAGE ALL THIS TECH” and the other characters want to fight him, and then he comes up with some random profound shit he heard from his dead master 9. he. he says this!!!! he says this fucking line!!!!!!

Entrapta: Well, there’s no reason to get huffy because an experiment fails.  Failure is a vital part of scientific endeavor!!!!

(i actually made this joke on tumblr the other day after it was in a trailer, and forgot about it and was taken offguard when he said that quote ingame) 10. he is told “you know if you are sick of people taking advantage of your Attack robots and getting themselves in trouble, you can start making Non-Attack robots, right???” and he goes “OH YEAH… IVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORe, WTF” 11. he makes an Emily on the spot. he makes a robot to look after himself out of scrap from robots that hed built to kill people. i dont make this up.  12. someone from Management (one of the bad guys) shows up and says “wtf??? you wanna stop making destroyer robots??? from what i recall, you said "ill be fine as long as i can make my death robots”, right???“

13. he also doesn’t really give a shit about helping Agnians, the opposite side of the war, or his colony’s sworn enemy Ouroboros, because he kind of sees everyone as an opportunity to learn more about technology. he is the ONLY character in the game so far to not care what side of the fight he’s helping. 

EDIT: 14. even though he kind of sends them to their death, he thinks all the robots he creates are sapient. he says “in the next life ill make you into the best protector robot” immediately before he pulls a gun on his best creation to destroy it. then his giant mech is stolen, his emily-bot dies protecting him, and he has his mandatory xenoblade chronicles breakdown about how he is a small guy but his robots taught him he was worth something. this kid is fucking wild. 

EDIT 2: 15. i told him everything in his life was a lie and he didnt give a shit!!! he let me liberate his colony without asking any questions or talking to any of them about it. 

16. then he asked to join my team and when i accepted it said that I “inherited his traversal ability and can now climb up walls”, which sounds about right. 

Spectral Theif from Pokemon, But as a Skill in FGO!!

All right one of the most game-breaking things in this game is buffs correct? Well What if there was a skill that actively punished you for using those Buffs? So, I'm introducing the "Buff Thief" Skill! It does exactly what it soundslike it does! Steals positive Stat buffs from enemies! However there are some Servants that damage the target while stealing from them! Think about it, your fighting Heracles and he activates his guts. Using this skill means you don't have to worry about that anymore! List of Servants I think should get this Skill under the cut.

Barghest-Damages while stealing

Robin Hood-Just steals

Medea- Just steals

Jack The Ripper- Damages while stealing

Kuro/Chloe Von Einzbern- Steals a small bit of HP while stealing

Yang Qing- Just Steals

Fuuma Kotaro- Damages While Stealing

Okada Izou- Damages while stealing

Cu Chulainn (Prototype)- Damages while stealing

Sieg- Just Steals.

Blackbeard-Damages while stealing

Calamity Jane- Steals while also inverting the target's stats.

I don't have names for the individual skills yet. So if anyone thinks of some please post in the comments. Likes and Reblogs welcomed

I think it's kinda both. Mash has lost her resolve so Galahad refuses to help until she finds it again. He's still there (Galahad warned Mash about Rasputin) but Mash's own lack of will means he's not giving it his all

The anniversary servant might be Galahad because of the shield... What do you think? (Sorry it got cut off)

Galahad... actually doesn't seem that wild. Not as wild as it would have been for earlier anniversaries, at least.

I think it's unlikely, but at the same time we are slowly reaching the end of Part 2, and a second Shielder seems pretty worthy for an Anniversary Servant. Besides, he needs some PR help after Lostroom and then being inaccurately cited as the reason for Mash's power loss.