Things Couldve Been Different

Things could’ve been different…

(Xerneas!Sycamore AU)

Be true to your baguette, like Garchomp. Everyone is pretty relieved he didn’t get eaten just then.

I don’t know, I had this little scene stuck in my head for the whole morning…

I translated a thing.  My first time typesetting, so it looks awful. It’s because of this post. Pixiv source

Типичный Августин, ага😚

So the Pokemon XY vol 2 manga is finally in stock here and I bought it and help Sycamore won't stop talking about his boyfriend Lysandre

Like when Trevor’s Holocaster got broken, Professor Sycamore asked Trevor to get it fixed and gave him directions to Lysandre Cafe and told him that he’ll call someone to arrange for the Holocaster to get fixed

And when they get there, Lysandre, the creator of the Holocaster himself is there and is like “Yo dawg my boyfriend called me and wanted to get your Holocaster fixed so I’ll fix it for you myself since he asked me.”

And then later Lysandre goes all scary on them and threatened them with his Pokemon (because Trevor has a photo of Lysandre’s silhouette at a certain event tied to Team Flare) so later when they meet up with Professor Sycamore, they were like “Professor your boyfriend is problematic.”

But Professor’s like “Bitch please, my boyfriend is not dodgy at all ok don’t be stupid k.”

And then he waxes lyrical about how his boyfriend is perfect and how he’s the creator of the Holocaster and how important his research is to Pokemon researchers and how he craves for a beautiful world etc etc.

And on and on about how he’s of regal line and how he shoots sunbeams out of his ass

Seriously he won’t stop talking about Lysandre even later on www

No wonder the gang’s so done www

And then he rides off to Prism Tower on a Gogoat for an interview yes this man

This was my first thought when I watched this scene in the Pokemon XY Mega Evolution Special Act II. Actual shoujo manga protagonist Sycamore.

(Also I didn’t elaborate in my post, but other than “defile” (or disgrace), 汚す can also literally mean to get dirty/pollute/taint ohohoho)

I would say I’m sorry for this but I’m not.