Canadiencolt - Untitled

I don’t know about y’all but i’m not getting into bed with and snuggling with someone who has a stomach bug and explosive diarrhea unless I love them an unhealthy amount.

So you mean to tell me that Jungkook wakes up in the morning and the first thing he does is go to Jimin’s room to check on him and then proceeds to get in bed with him, pull his leg down and lays on his stomach/ crotch area (whatever that part was) then starts play fighting with him, smacks his ass and then almost enters into his skin (because where was the space) all while grunting??!!???!! Nah these two give a whole new meaning to the word SHAMELESS and i’m not even sure they realize it.

PS: Jk must love Jimin’s smell because at some point I thought he was going to enter into Jimin’s skin with how much he was glued to him in bed and knowing that Jk is extremely sensitive to smell, it says alot that he was more than comfortable being in that position with Jimin for God knows how long.

The fantasy narratives are off the charts. What must their real lives be like? Absolute hell, if the pretzel twisting they do to bastardize every Jikook interaction is any indication.

May they know love and let go of delusions. Karma comes, of that there is no doubt. Maybe to their descendants who won’t know that the hate their ancestors spewed is the cause of their decades later karmic debt repayment.

Or maybe Jungkook will have reached a limit now they came for his Mom. And I’m here for whatever he may do. Slay, JK, Slay.

This is complaining day because I realized there's more than one thing that got on my nerves lately and it's not just about the treatment of a kpop idol's mother. Let's begin.

Please, stop refering to Jungkook's mother as mama Jeon. I know the tendency is to ignore so many of the cultural differences that exist, but in SK, people don't change their surname after marriage. It just sounds idiotic and westernized in a ridiculous way.

So, Jungkook's mother loves all BTS members. She LOVES them all. How does army know that? How? I'm genuinely curious and genuinely asking. Because they say it as a certainty. Or, forgive me if my memory is faulty as well, but the only instance that we as outsiders were privy to in which we heard that woman speak for the first time, it was in early 2021 on another phonecall with Jungkook when she said I love you to Jimin.

Of course, the same ot7 narrative came as a buldozer at that time too. Damn, does that mean Jimin = BTS? Sometimes yes, but only when Army wants to diminish Jimin's importance and doesn't allow him to stand out individually too much. Musically or otherwise. But back to this Big Love that Jungkook's mom is supposedly feeling for everyone and which has been invoked once again when that woman mentioned Jimin twice while talking to Jungkook on the phone. Cause she already knew they were in Jeju. I bet she didn't have to find out randomly from a schedule group chat.

So what happens? An assumption is turned into certainty because of small people being extremely insecure. Because they see that one person is once again given more importance on a personal level and we can't have that. No sir! So in a panic, they tweet, they post on tumblr, tiktok, youtube the old age, boring af, sounding like a broken record sentence: "Mama Jeon loves all seven". Fuck me gently with a chainsaw cause that sounds a lot better than the feeling of throwing up I get whenever I read such things.

No, she doesn't love all of them. That is not a fact. It could be true and it's not impossible. But it is not a fact based on the knowledge we have at the moment.

Also, it shows once again that an entire fandom is actively creating a reality of their own which is not even like some sort of simulacrum of the reality they must live through. In Army world, the mother of one member of a k-pop group must love all the members of such group. It doesn't matter than irl, our mothers a lot of the times don't even like all our friends, besties or partners. We might have the most incredible connections and it would mean nothing to our mothers.

In that same vein, another narrative that makes me want to pull my eyes out is the "awww, their bond is to die for, they are (like) siblings after all". Do any of them never had any siblings? Never saw other people and their relationship with their siblings? Or with their family?

I also had to read (which was followed by me blocking it immediately) how Jimin and Jungkook's relationship is the sum of the other relationships they have with other BTS members. I mean, why would I have any sort of expectations from any of these people when they are completely incapable of looking at JM and JK as actual people. As persons with individual minds and an intellect of their own. Let alone the fact that their world does not stop with the presence of 5 other men. In what realistic scenario does this translate in real life? That's not how it works. Yes, we are social creatures and a product of our surroundings, but it is not in the way in which these stans believe it to be. They think that living in a dorm for a few years and working together with other people, it means that those experiences are the only ones that actually shape the personality of a person. They are real people, not fictional characters. I've never heard such ridiculous theories in my entire life, to be used as talking points about someone's behavior or relationship with another person.

Maybe the need to create this elaborate fantasy comes from the lack of love in their life, which then gets projected into this Disney, kumbaya, capitalist heaven narrative in which everyone is a big family and they love each other so much and equally and all the parents of all the children love every single member and thus, harmony is created. Love is always platonic and ever present. The complexity of human relationships must not exist.

All props to @chimmykkyu for this X post I am copying here.

‘Me neither’ is right.

They refuse to see

How anyone can be mean or critical of him and them I don’t know

https://x.com/pancake_jkjm/status/1824781327989874848

When a person is miserable, bitter, and envious of the obvious happiness of others, it is easier to understand than we might think.

Appreciation post for Jikook for being the hottest couple out there

RESPECTFULLY 🙌🏻 they are so hot, I mean ??? The size difference ?? Their perfect body ??? Their face cards ??? Their tatoos ?? They are perfect. They are perfect visually for eachother too. That's incredible 😮‍💨

Look at them?? Perfect couple!! Couple goals fr

Look at them sharing noodles ??? They are hot but also cute wtf is it legal?

And they are not only perfect aestethically but they also click ??

The chemistry??? THE TENSION.

They seem to be straight out of a ff on ao3 with 20k+ kudos (yeah). But they are real. REAL. *mental breakdown* I'm honestly jealous of the couple goal they are 🧘🏻‍♀️ nothing new here but really I was watching them like this and they are a perfect couple 💯