9 Cause It's My Favorite Number

9 cause it's my favorite number

9- Star Sapphire!Bruce tying up criminals and leaving a note for the cops that just has a pink heart on it

"Who the hell does this guy think he is?!" Gordon sighed, walking past the group of police cadets gathered around the small TV in the break room of GCPD.

Recently some lantern, not a green one apparently, had stopped by Gotham. Sightings of this "Pink Lantern" led the police to know 3 things;

1) They appeared to be male

2) They seemed to come out of nowhere, jumping out of the shadows (which is weird because of how bright the pink is)

3) They seem to have a connection and/or friendship with Batwoman

Of course, since crime never rests (except on Wednesdays and the 16th of every month, according to Harley), they got a call from the chemical plant just as Gordon sat down at his desk. This time it was only Riddler and Scarecrow, and while they can be dangerous, Jim had a feeling it wouldn't get too bad.

Arriving at the plant, James Gordon made a note to add a dollar to the "I'm right, again" jar when he got home. There, surrounded by vats of acids, were the two supervillains they were looking for.

Walking over, he mentally approved of the handiwork dine with the rope that tied the two up. Just as he was about to turn away, something caught Jim's eyes. A small note card, folded in half so it stood upright, with a bright pink heart drawn on it.

Gordon put this note in his desk drawer for safe keeping, adding 27 and counting as time goes on.

{~Back in the cave under Wayne Mansion~}

"So....do you draw the heart when you get there?...Or is there a couple tucked in your boot?" Kate asked her cousin as she took off her cowl. Bruce allowed the ring to get rid of his costume, shaking his head,

"I keep a drawer full of them in here. I think I need to restock soon too."

Fuck joker

I don’t think the joker is actually fucked up I think he just does it for attention

Native Bruce Wayne Headcanons

(Brought to my attention by @catboybatman )

His great grandparents and their ancestors (on his dad's side) are one of the oldest families in Gotham, although bruce's family haven't lived on the rez in long time

The Wayne's are mostly Native, probably Lenape, and got most of their family wealth from the rich white guys some of them married in the 1400's-1800's

The Kane's are Cherokee and Blackfoot (shut up im projecting) but there are more mixed relationships so most of them are white passing

Bruce used to get made fun of at school because he has a (beautiful) sloped nose

Bruce keeps his hair braided, but loops the braids together before going out as Batman

"Father, why is your hair so long?" "Hair is sacred Damian." "Why?" "It binds us to our ancestors, the Earth, the Creator, and its a source of power and strength, among other things." "......Interesting, I think I would like to grow my hair out like yours." "Okay."

Arab-Indigenous Damian

Gods I just realized how chaotic powwows would be with this group jeez

Bruce teaching damian how to braid hair/doing the girls hair for them

Bruce making the kids go to their friends houses so he can cleanse the house (and giving Alfred the day off too bc let's be honest, cleansing or not, he deserve a nice break)

*Bruce (and later damian, then the rest of the kids get in on it too) getting non-native stores shut down after selling dream catchers and white sage

Jewish-Indigenous Bruce & Kate

The next reporter to call bruce "too white to be native" or "1%-er" is getting a whole drum up the ass

Handmade beaded jewelry for everyone

Jason (or anyone for that matter) punching others at school for saying shit like "only f*gg*ts wear earrings"

*The wayne family holding/going to protests and events for MMIW and ones that are about preserving indigenous land

Martha used to make the b e s t frybread

I'm hungry now

Mmm frybreaddddd

I want some now

*Bruce cutting a lock of his hair when Jason "died" (and for the others when they "die")

(Note:

Hey y'all, sorry if some of this seems bare-level knowledge or seems like I'm not even trying to be creative, bc, well I'm not. I'm writing this close to midnight and I'm tired and I haven't had much native culture to grow up with and I'm really trying hard to get more in touch with my culture and ancestors. I'll add more if I think of anything, but I hope this is good for now, also, ADD STUFF IF YOU WANT AND/OR IF YOU'RE NATIVE!!!!!!!

*1- it's cultural appropriation for non-native sources to be making/selling native cultural items, such as Dreamcatchers, and white sage.

*2- MMIW is Murdered and Missing Indigenous Women, an organization focused on getting the murdered and missing native women back and helping the victims families.

*3- Cutting a lock of your hair after a loved one dies is a symbolic gesture of honoring them and shows the severing of the connection between the living and the passed.)

Batfam + Co as conversation my friends and I have pt.6

Stephanie: *visibly sweating* whoo that's enough working out for today lol

Duke: Steph you literally just did 5 squats and a pushup, how are you tired

Batfam + Co as conversation my friends and I have pt.7

*after getting dairy queen*

Tim: dad,,,,?

Bruce: hm

Tim: *holding his cup, the ink starting to run off* my Blizzard cup is bleeding

Damian: tch no it's not drake

Tim: my hand is literally blue dami

Damian: I don't smell any blood

Jason: just lick it off man

Bruce: or you can NOT lick it off and just WIPE it off with a fucking nApKiN

Duke:......y'know, if we had a TV show it'd be "What The Actual Fawk is This Family" and today's episode would be Episode 173289, "Fast Food & Blood Lust"

3 and yes, I know I already asked, so feel free to ignore

3- "Ugh, go naw on some hay or something."

"Y'know," Clark started with a thoughtful look, "you being a city boy makes perfect sense."

Bruce turned and glared at the alien,

"And what the hell do you mean by that exactly?"

"Nothing! I just meant that your techy stuff and gloomy attitude gives you away!" Clark chuckled and gave the younger man a few pats on the shoulder.

Batman sighed and rolled his eyes, turning back to his monitor, watching the dots move around, tracking his kids.

"Hmph. Go....I don't know, naw on some hay or whatever it is you do in the country."

(ps. no, I'm not gonna ignore these bc I love them (ღ˘ω˘ღ))