Fops

fops

idea!!

ALTERHUMAN SLANG. dont tell me you haven’t at least thought about it. Most if these are carnivorous mammal specific, but i will try to throw in some other kinds as well!!

Got on my back paws - got on my hands and knees. Like how animals can stand up as a trick.

ex: yeah, i really wanted that necklace, i had to get on my back legs so she would get it for me.

Showing fang - standing up for yourself/being assertive. ex: he’s really tough, but he’ll show fang at just about anything.

White eye - going crazy/really scared. Like how animals show the whites of their eyes when very agitated.

ex: haha, i saw how scared you were during that movie, you went all white eye at the end!

Riptide Rider - (aquatic) someone who lives dangerously.

ex: stay away from her, she’s a riptide rider, you’re bound to get hurt.

Treetop chaser - (herbivorous) someone who chases unattainable things.

ex: they’re way out of your league, don’t be a treetop chaser.

Cloudy day - (reptilian) usually used as a question, if someone is acting tired or unusual. Like how reptiles need the sun to stay warm, if it’s cloudy, they can’t warm up.

ex: woah, cloudy day? You look like you haven’t slept in months.

Flock brain - (avian) someone who can’t think for themselves. ex: ugh, she’s only hanging out with them now, she’s being a total flock brain.

A hummer with an eagle - (avian) someone who is clearly out of their depth.

ex: are you sure you can handle advanced classes? No offense, but you’ll be a hummer with the eagles.

okay i’ve had too much fun with this, please please PLEASE add on in the comments!!

The dog urge to be a service dog is STRONG. Like… YES!!! I want to help you and i will keep you safe!!!! K9 ON DUTY!!!! ⚠️🐾

Service dogs are fucking AWESOME!!!!!

I want to hurt something.

Being a system can suck sometimes

The last 2 days have been sucky for us

Smokey, who doesn't think school is important yet fronts in the mornings, when school is supposed to get done, has decided that we just don't need to do it

He has cheated on everything the last 2 days

We have learned nothing

And during classes he decided to make paper pumpkins instead of listening or paying attention at all

But he likes fronting to much for anyone else to do the work, and refuses to wait till school is done to continue his agenda

We still love the little fuck tho