I Love This Pic Of Gordon Ramsey, But The Guy In The Suit Looks Like Your Uncle When Hes Got Your Nose.

I love this pic of Gordon Ramsey, but the guy in the suit looks like your uncle when he’s ‘got your nose.’

My depression: you should just stop eating so you don’t have to move.

My anxiety: but

*puts body on autopilot*: time to stare off into space and do my work at the same time!

I feel like humans often forget that atrophy is painful

I literally hate being yelled at for no reason. Like you also have hands, if you want it done you do it.

Current life goal: own a bicycle