You Cant Be A Hypocrite

You can’t be a hypocrite

if you admit you’re shit.

This calls to me on a spiritual level.

I literally hate being yelled at for no reason. Like you also have hands, if you want it done you do it.

You shouldn’t date me. I’ll steal all of your pillows and only use half of them.

My FAVORITE trope ever is when a character bites someone. I absolutely LOSE my shit every time. It’s the funniest thing in the world!!!

I just want to fix everyone’s problems, but boy am I not good at it.