Gosh! I Just Remembered That One Time I Shaved Half My Head During A Blackout And My Mom Sent Me To Teen

Gosh! I just remembered that one time I shaved half my head during a blackout and my mom sent me to teen challenge (unrelated) so all the girls there thought I was gay. What a time to be a live!

It’s 5 am I should be asleep. Instead I’m topping off a large pizza. Again

Okay we get it, she’s a dope individual. Enough with the harem and give us the sword.

Sierra Mist is better than sprite

Gosh I wish I would stop trying to speak for others. Why can’t I think before I speak?

Please hurry Pizza Hut