Hello, We're Moots Now. My Sincerest Condolences.

Hello, we're moots now. My sincerest condolences.

Dw u can’t be more unhinged than me! ✨💙MOOT💙✨

THERES A CONFIRMED NEW LIFE SERIES AAAAAAAAABDBDSBSBNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNNS

Because this is somehow one of my most popular posts, I decided to draw something for this.

This what my cat Tiger looked like in my dream, except for more smugger in the dream, and not as derpy looking.

I just had a dream where my cat got into my eyeshadow and I posted it on tumblr saying “My cat got into my 7-year-old Claire’s eyeshadow” and the attached pic was of my cat with a completely golden sparkly muzzle and then I woke up the next morning and there was a news article saying “17-year-old tumblrer Bunzy shocked over becoming famous overnight due to now world-known post” and I checked my tumblr and everything else I had posted had like 3 notes but that one post had like 10,000,000,000,000,000 notes and I was the most famous person on tumblr.

Here are the things that are wrong with that:

I don’t have Claire’s eyeshadow

I don’t have 7-year-old eyeshadow

I don’t even think I wore eyeshadow or any makeup 7 years ago

My only gold eyeshadow is almost out and there’s not enough in there to cover his whole fat face

My cats are too stupid to open the eyeshadow that I do have

The cat in the dream isn’t around anymore

I don’t look at the news

wtf is the name “tumblrer” is that like YouTuber but for tumblr

I’m not 17

It’s not possible to get that many notes on a post

There’s no way that would happen

I have no idea my friend sent it to me. I’ll ask her and tell u once she replies

OK gays, I'm bored again. :(

For once… nope

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Can you guess who I am?

Activity matchup is null; no one's interacted with my posts in a little while.

Grammar is perfect, and there's both paragraphs and emojis. The Aussies are probably up at these hours, but they've both done this guessing game before and wouldn't be likely to do it again.

There's someone who's been up at this time before, matches up with the language used, and hasn't done this before.

I can't be too certain, but...

Hey there @bunzy. How ya doing?

Yes

Intro post

Firstly, I am not actually Gmail, nor am I affiliated with it. Please don't sue me, I don't have money. However if you do decide to sue me, be warned, I have a lawyer, @helpilostmysanity - they are very good at their job

My pronouns are he/him, I am a minor, transmasc/transboy, I have adhd and also lots of rocks

Right so my beloved mutuals are @sushi1056, @murpledurple, @godsfavefemboy, @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday , and my family

My family is big, but here are the highlights!

My parents: @the-bargaining-melodiam(who also owns my soul), and @eharmony-official

I have multiple siblings, but as the psf is big, you can check those out at @/pink-sparkle-family-updates. My non-psf sibling is @bunzy

I AM A FATHER!!

@gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail is my kid and I think they are very awesome

I HAVE A SHIELD TOO (credits to @heraldic-shields, go check him out)

This is the best thing you will ever see

My main is @/literally-lord-montgomery, and I think that's everything