*Changbin And Han Annoying A Tired Ass Chan*

*Changbin and Han annoying a tired ass Chan*

Chan: I want to go home.

Changbin: You ARE home.

Chan: I would like a different home.

Han: Not possible, we’re family.

Chan: I would like a different family.

Changbin: You can’t choose family though..

Han: Actually he DID choose us

Chan: I would like a Time Machine.

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✰ Random Skz–Pair Headcannons: ✰

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(Please note that I do not actually ship them in real life, this is for pure fun and giggles. — It might also not be realistic lol).

Pairs included: Minsung, Jilix, Seungin, Chanlix, Hyunlix, Hyunsung

(might do a part two based on feedback/pair requests)

Listen along while you read :)

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::🪻 Minsung 🪻:: ( Minho & Jisung )

• Minho would see Han watching other idols’ fancams and secretly learn the dance to show him during practice, just to impress him.

• Jisung would also go out of his way to try and learn difficult dances to subtly flex his improvements to Minho, cause he looks up to him.

• Minho bridal carries Jisung sometimes, or just generally manhandles him to fit his wants (Jisung gets flustered every time).

• Jisung acts like a brat for attention and Minho teases him for it every time and purposefully avoids playing along to rile up Sungie.

• If Jisung is having a bad day, even if Minho already planned/prepped for another meal, he’ll go out to the store to grab ingredients for Han’s favorite food.

• Minho proposes first, Jisung was too shy to do it himself.

• Minho is a silent affectionate, meaning he does things to better Jisung’s mood silently. Jisung is a loud affectionate and is extremely proud of himself when he can return the favor. (“Hey look what I did for you! Aren’t I the best?”).

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:: 🌻 Jilix 🌻 :: ( Jisung & Felix )

• Both would be cuddle-bugs, but Felix would be more confident asking for them, and eventually would rub off on Jisung who would slowly become more vocal about his needs.

• Both are good at switching between the one talking and the one listening. (They’re both great at actively listening and communicating.)

• Felix apologizes first but Jisung is the first one to initiate physical contact after a fight.

• They don’t fight often but if they do it’s usually due to exhaustion or pent up stress, and it’s a short lived fight (they both immediately regret it).

• Felix fondly watches Jisung fall asleep to assure his sleep schedule betters itself during a comeback (Jisung spends too much time in the studio).

• Felix proposes first but Jisung saw the ring a week ago, but didn’t mention it to not stress out Lix.

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:: 🪷 Seungin 🪷 :: ( Seungmin & Jeongin )

• Rather quiet affectionates, but can be loud when it’s a special occasion or when it matters most.

• Both propose at the same time ong.

• Seungmin drags Jeongin around and Jeongin fights back but eventually relents. (Jeongin melts into Minnie’s touch and ends up whining when he moves away).

• Morning cuddles, and refusing to let Seungmin leave the bed to start the day (“impeding morning” being I.N’s worst fear lol).

• Jeongin king of denying affection but secretly loving it (Seungmin knows).

• Seungmin puppy behavior ong, and he’s soft for all Innie’s wants, in order to please him. (“I kinda want cake”, “Innie it’s 2am”, “I know…”, “What’re you waiting around for? Let’s go-”).

• Seungmin likes to tease Jeongin by purposefully being distant from time to time, just to see Jeongin seek him out for attention. (Jeongin thinks he’s sneaky).

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:: 💐 Chanlix 💐 :: ( Chan & Felix )

• Chan workaholic, Felix fighting for his life to throw him out of the studio. (He probably kisses him silly to get his attention).

• Felix has Bang Chan lap rights and sits in his lap, otherwise Chan rests his head on Liz’s thighs and let’s him play with his hair.

• Hand size difference 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (Chan lives for holding both Liz’s hands in one of his).

• Chan plays his Lix’s legs when they watch movies, he traces his fingers in random patterns while Felix giggles and buries his head in his chest.

• Chan proposes first but only because Felix knew he’s a huge closeted romantic and wanted to let him have his big moment.

• Felix displays love through physical affection and quality time, Chan through acts of service and gifts.

• Chan and Felix have a great comedy dynamic, both knowing the same references from Australia.

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:: 🌷 Hyunlix 🌷 :: ( Hyunjin & Felix )

• Drama queen Hyunjin and Felix plays along fondly. (It flusters Hyunjin when he does—e.g. Hyunjin stubs his toe, fake cries about it, Felix acts worried and kisses his finger better, Hyunjin blushes).

• Both love when the other has long hair that they can play with. In fact their favorite way to go to sleep is facing one another with each others hands buried in their strands of hair.

• Poke and teases each other, even when the other is in a bad mood. And if they live for draping themselves over the other, putting all their body weight on the other to lightly annoy them.

• Felix proposes first, Hyunjin got so flustered.

• Big spoon Hyunjin and little spoon Felix, but they also switch and Hyunjin finds it so cute how his hands fully wrap around Felix and meet, and Felix’s can’t with the broadness of Jinnie’s torso.

• Hyunjin loves getting Felix flowers 24/7, replaced them in the vase every morning before Lix wakes up.

• Hyunjin paints while Felix finds TikTok challenges to do. (Hyunjin also paints Felix…)

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:: 🌹 Hyunsung 🌹 :: ( Hyunjin & Jisung )

• Loves play fighting, an absolute must especially with their own past.

• They’re the type to provoke one another into affection: “You wanna kiss me sooooo bad”, “I dare you” etc.

• They fight but immediately regret it due to their relationship pre-debut, so they’re scared of big arguments. They apologize at the same time, but refuse to admit it when confronted about it (“I’m so—”, “I shouldn’t have—”…“What were you gonna say?”, “Pft. Nothing”).

• Messy and messier, with Hyunjin’s artistic hobbies and Jisung’s chaotic nature, they dedicate days to clean the house together while playing music (shared playlist on shuffle).

• Jisung doesn’t like to admit it, to Hyunjin of all people too, but he loves being held and complimented. His ego (and heart) grow at Hyunjin’s small compliments, although Jinnie makes sure to tease Jisung about his like for them.

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Feel free to request any other pairs! (SKZ, TXT and maybe some other groups but it depends on my familiarity with them).

Don’t forget to eat and drink water :)

Chan: Sometimes I scold myself.

Minho: Sometimes I grumble to myself.

Changbin: Sometimes I hype up myself.

Hyunjin: Sometimes I rant to myself.

Han: Sometimes I sing to myself.

Felix: Sometimes I giggle to myself.

Seungmin: Sometimes I talk to myself.

*all of them turn to Innie*

Jeongin: No, this isn’t a WE thing—this is a mentally ill thing

Han: Why does it matter whether or not my room is clean?

Seungmin: Well how are you supposed to live in this fucking mess?

Han: It’s not THAT bad—

Felix: Jisungie we literally can’t even get past the door without stepping on clothes.

Han: I don’t see the problem here.

*HyunSung had a fight*

Hyunjin: *enters the room Jisung is in*

Hyunjin: oh

Jisung: oh

Hyunjin & Jisung: . . .

Jisung: I’m sor—

Hyunjin: I shouldn’t have—

Jisung: 🧍‍♂️

Hyunjin: 🧍‍♂️

Hyunjin: So what were you gonna say?

Jisung: Pft- Nothing.

Hyunjin: Yeah right *smirking*

Jisung: *huffs* Whatever you don’t deserve to hear it anymore.

(They make up automatically after that).

Chan: You ever think how insignificant we are in the universe? Like we’re two human beings, on one planet, in one solar system, out of one cluster, in one supercluster, in one observable universe?

Jisung: I try not to.

Chan: oh.