You: Fuck, Its So Hotttt

You: fuck, it’s so hotttt…

*nudges choso gently*

Choso: *snores softly*

You: why does he have to sleep so close to me? uugghhhh…

You: *looks at him and smiles as choso snores softly* ughhh he’s too damn cute

Choso: *moves slightly closer and grabs your waist* don’t push me away, darling *says in a sleepy voice*

You: It’s just that; your body heat is really hot, choso

Choso: *pulls away from you* okay, just wait.

*sits up and pulls his shirt off and tosses it somewhere in the room*

Choso: there, better? *cuddles close to you*

You: *blushes* uhhh, yeah

Choso: good, now go to sleep *kisses your neck softly*

You: yeah, I cleanse my house every week or so

Megumi: that’s cool, but why?

You: you never know; there could be dark energies left behind by visitors

*yuji walks into the room*

Yuji: what’s up guys what are you- what’s that smell? I can’t breathe! It burns my skin!

You: hmmm, it’s that demon of yours

Megumi: wow, you weren’t lying

They ran out of condoms

They’re probably size small (can’t tell me otherwise)

You: don’t move, you’re just making this harder for us

Choso: what do you mean, don’t move? You’re pulling my hair, dummy

You: your hair has too much knots. What? You want me to kiss the knots away?

Choso: I mean, if you can. Why not?

You: really, dude?

Choso: sorry, continue brushing, I’ll sit still

You: thank you, hot stuff

*5 mins later*

You: so, yeah. That is why I jumped the girl…

Choso:…

You: choso, are you listening?

Choso: huh? uhhh? Of course, baby. You are absolutely right, pineapple totally belongs on pizza.

You: you son of-

Choso: hey! No cussing

You: you weren’t listening to me! You were asleep!

Choso: how would I not? You brushing my hair and your hands on my scalp is very much calming and relaxing

You: remind me not to do this again

You: Megumi?

Megumi: hmmm?

You: do you like elephant seals?

Megumi: nah, not really

Megumi: why?

You: so if I was an elephant seal, you wouldn’t love me? You’re such an assh☻le !

Megumi: are you been serious?

You: of course I am! You know what?! Don’t talk to me!

*5 days later*

Yuji: that’s why you guys haven’t talked or seen each other?

Megumi: yeah

You: pick after yourself, Toji. It’s annoying, gosh…

Toji: …whatever…

You: whatever? What do you mean whatever? You’re not a little boy!

Toji: Hey!? Don’t tell me what to do!

You: …fine then, eat me out

Toji: awww, okay you can tell me what to do (^_-) whatever you say, ma’am