Toji: Wanna Know Something?

Toji: wanna know something?

You: yeah, I guess so

Toji: every time I jump; my c♡ck hits my face

Toji: you got lucky; you have found yourself a man with a long and thicc c♡c-

You: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, DONT CARE!!!

You: Megumi?

Megumi: hmmm?

You: do you like elephant seals?

Megumi: nah, not really

Megumi: why?

You: so if I was an elephant seal, you wouldn’t love me? You’re such an assh☻le !

Megumi: are you been serious?

You: of course I am! You know what?! Don’t talk to me!

*5 days later*

Yuji: that’s why you guys haven’t talked or seen each other?

Megumi: yeah

You: pick after yourself, Toji. It’s annoying, gosh…

Toji: …whatever…

You: whatever? What do you mean whatever? You’re not a little boy!

Toji: Hey!? Don’t tell me what to do!

You: …fine then, eat me out

Toji: awww, okay you can tell me what to do (^_-) whatever you say, ma’am

Gojo: heyyyyy!!! Nanamin!!! I wanna tell you something!!!

Nanami: Don’t call me like that.

Gojo: but…nanaminnnn it’s important!

Nanami: Leave me alone.

Gojo: come on!! Its important!!

Nanami: Fine! But, once you tell me. You leave me alone.

Gojo: you got it :)

Nanami: …

Gojo: ok! But just imagine going to the dentist and once you open your mouth he spits in it?!? (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Nanami: ….why are you the why you are?

Gojo: Geto, didn’t you wore that shirt yesterday?

Geto: well, everyone has that one shirt that they like to wear too much…

You: awww yeah, like my boyfriend’s shirt ♥️

Geto: shut the f*uck up, no one asked!

You: but, I love you

Getou: hahaha, oh darling…

You: …please Getou….

Getou: Look at me. I’m utterly insane.

You: so what? That’s not gonna stop the love I have for you

Getou: hmmm fine then

*Getou continues to commit crimes*

You: that’s my baby ♡(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)♡