Sirius: I Just Got A New Dog! Its A German Shepherd. Can You Guys Guess Its Name?

Sirius: I just got a new dog! It’s a German shepherd. Can you guys guess its name?

Regulus: Hitler.

Sirius: his name is Padfoot.

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James: We heard you and Remus snogging last night!

Sirius: Sirius has left the chat

James: You can’t do that, it’s real life!

Remus: Yeah and we were not snogging

James: Yeah? Then who said, “Sirius do that thing with your to-“

Remus: Remus has left the chat

James: MOTHERF-

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*Me introducing my girlfriend*

“Hey guys! Meet my future wife!”

*Me introducing my boyfriend.*

“Hey guys! This is my favorite malewife, boytoy, twink, babygirl.”

i firmly believe that any man can get pregnant if you try hard enough

i hate that dress

The way it looked

The way it fit on me

The way it clung to my body

The way it made me stand out

The way it made me feel pretty

The way it made me confident

The way you liked it

The way you looked at me in it

The way you wanted to take it off

The way you looked at me like I was prey

The way you saw me vulnerable in it

Oh how I hate that dress