Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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Ok. It Was Official. The Party Was A Bust. Chris Was On His Way Back Down 2 Brad Still On The Back Patio
Ok. It was official. The party was a bust. Chris was on his way back down 2 Brad still on the back patio 2 break the news:
1) No free drinks on the house, 2) the roof wasn't on fire, 3) nor was it made of tin OR rusted.
NONE of the claims true. WTF?! Who lies about THAT stuff? Whatever...
Just as Chris cleared the roof, disaster struck again. Chris’ package popped out of the $68 Andrew Christian Slim Swimmer Super Support Thong underneath his speedo. His bulge flooded outta control.
Oh great… U know, the LAST thing Chris needed was to give himself a black eye.
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You know what. Chris was right. Things didn’t need a gym to WERK out. People did.
...Or should one say people ‘do?’ Did do. Do did. Do do.
That’s when Brad lol’d to himself so hard he snotted. (Yes. Pretty people do that too.)
Well, this shoot was going nowhere good. Chris couldn’t even tell if his suit was on. It all just mysteriously blended together like that night when he & Brad drank a bucket of margaritas at Hamburger Mary’s. OMG. Madness 2 every degree.
Ok. Where was the photographer? This was unprofessional. Chris could totally b nude right now.
Chris wasn’t sure so snapped a photo and sent a text to Brad: “Is this too much?” Brad: “You are more flexible than that.” Chris: “I love you know me.” Brad: “Who’s ‘Mimi?! I thought this was Chris. Chris: This is a Chris. Brad: That was weird. Someone named ‘Mimi’ totes hijacked our conversation.” Chris: “That’s what I call my move.” Brad: “You call it ‘conversation’?” Chris: “No. ‘HiJack’. That’s who I was waving to with my foot earlier.” Brad: “OMG. Tell him hi from me. Use your other leg so he knows.” Chris: “????” Brad: “It’s not too much. You are more flexible than that.” Chris: I love you know me.“ Brad: “I thought this was Chris.”
Chris didn’t want 2 face anything. Not even the camera until Brad and Chris’ blog was restored.
Oh. What was this behind him?!
That’s when Chris noticed he used REALLY REALLY REALLY expensive lube instead of tanning oil.
F-ME running!!! UGHHH!!!!! Now not the time to get accidentally spendy.
Fine. Whatever. Brad could play skins. Chris would play shirts but GOOD LUCK with getting him to wear PANTS!!!
Bruh.