It Was True. Brad And Chris Did String Eachother Along. That Was OK.

It was true. Brad and Chris did string eachother along. That was OK.

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Pastel artist of the male figure, nudes and gay themes. Romantic. Lustful. Whimsical. Thoughtful. Michael's works has appeared in internatio

The wardrobe malfunctions at the Clark’s photo shoot were officially outta control. None of this jived with Chris. How could underwear be 100% off?

Ok. Why am I standing like this again? I don’t see Paris burning.

The 2021 Parka Jacket.

On his way to the agency, Chris randomly flash backed to that infamous flight to Geneva. It might be a sign but he didn’t feel like reading right now.

‘Perfectly not trying.’ What did that mean? Was it mean? Chris didn’t understand what the cabin boy was saying. He ALWAYS tried.

After thumbing through Brads many faces, Chris decided it best to hold on to the remark until he forgot it again. If he could only remember how to forget. Now this day wasn’t going so well was it?!

Chris then text Brad to ask where he was going. Brad said the grocery store. Chris replied with a negative. He had to get his check. Where was it?

Brad said it best to ask the check. Chris then apologized. Brad was right. The check needed to speak for itself. It may be paper, but it was still money. Chris really needed to take the corporate rights movement seriously. Businesses weren’t yet people.

Turns out woodchucks really DO chuck A LOT of wood. Well, that made Chris happy. “Come on Brad!”

Gosh. That was a good idea.

Still here. Still queer. Go fig. Now may I please get that razzberry beret thingy u offered @ the pool?! Sounded refreshing. Iced tea was it?

(Phone garble)

Yes. You interrupted. No. It never came. Well, I did. So did Brad. No children. We’re all here right?!? Lol.

(Phone garble)

Of course it’s relevant. Brad literally just said it. You heard me. Even responded. Is that not what just transpired?

(Phone garble)

I don’t know which one I am. I could be Chris or Brad. The number of drinks irrelevant but two and I’m gearing up for a shot to get it off the table. So... Did we introduce ourselves earlier? What did I say?

(Phone garble)

Bris actually makes sense but right now not helpful. It was clever of me then. Listen. I don’t know who the hell I am or who I’m talking to or why at the same house party we’re talking over the phone, but I see razz iced tea headed my way and it’s hard to concentrate when people are distracted by what’s outside.

What is outside? Oh. Yes. The pool. We got out and came inside because it started raining. No one likes to get wet from water falling out of the sky for some reason.

(Phone garble)

Thank u. Just took a sip. Razzberry beret bliss. Yes. Love u like a stranger too! Xoxo Brad and Chris