Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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The View Was Fine. More Than Fine Actually. Brad And Chris Would Need To Upgrade Their Hotel Rooms More
The view was fine. More than fine actually. Brad and Chris would need to upgrade their hotel rooms more often.
About an hour later while all three laid in bed, their new friend, Chad would note the room key Brad and Chris had was for 909. They were in 606. How did they get inside?
Chris asked which time then notated the plant on the dresser was blinking. Brad said he had the same question and saw the little red light as well. At one point, he did think ‘reindeer’ and that now made sense. Such a thing never presented itself in the situation before.
Brad went on to say it would help if Chad was more specific as to this inside job. There was a lot of funky business going on in a relatively short period of time. Most of it was questionable. That was the fun.
Brad’s eyes went wide. He abruptly sat up and turned to Chad. “Streaming or recording?”
Chad flipped for a moment before realizing Brad and Chris didn’t care about being recorded. They cared to see it. Unfortunately, for them, he was streaming.
It was then and there Brad and Chris each got a text from their neighbor Luke. He happened to be on BBC and screenshot the whole thing. He would make a few quick gifs and shoot them over. To that, he couldn’t believe Chris’ hit the opposite wall.
Sure enough, it was true. All three were wondering where that pool of seaman landed. No one thought to look over AND up.
Luke said that made sense. When and where everyone and everything is going down it was understandable ‘up’ didn’t jump on the radar. The up part happened up front as it does.
True dat.
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Amen.
“Jim was sleeping, right?” Chris then asked if Brad, if he had ad a tiny mirror. “You know what, 69 that. Lisa would have one on her person for sure.”
Brad agreed also stating Lisa was coming by in a half hour. Chris then suggested to Brad they 69 in the meantime. Staring at all this muscle was making him hot, and he didn’t want to touch anything that might be dead. Brad was also pretty sure the number was 86 but despite the enormous stretch would continue to look it over for obvious reasons.
Contrary to his boyfriend’s shallow assumptions, life was not a game for Chris. Obviously, he took his coconuts very seriously and failed to find humor in anything Brad said as to the situation.
Chris then raised the straw to his lips for a swig. “Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Straight up. This is some good coconut milk.”
Chris finished savoring the first sip. “Seriously Brad, you’ve got to try this. I’ve see your eyes grow on the coconuts bro!”
Brad froze not knowing how to respond.
Of course Brad backed it up. He backed like no one. Helloooo! What gay wouldn’t die without a phone?
Chris then informed his boyfriend he was referring to their VW Cabriolet in their driveway.
Brad paused for a moment to soak it all in. “Chris, did you want to stick it in?”
He did.
"A brief?!? That's funny. I thought gold only came in a thong or g-string."
It was right then and there in the middle of shooting the remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, sponsored by T-Mobile's 5G full coverage network, Brad realized technology and innovation could actually backfire.
“How could the ‘T’ not stand for thong?!”
Brad couldn’t believe the producers were being serious. It turns out they were.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) // dir. Jim Sharman
Brad assured John his workout was next. Chris just went in the locker room to shower Peter.