You Know How Idia's Lips Are Naturally Blue? I Hope The Head Of His Cock Is Blue Too

You know how Idia's lips are naturally blue? I hope the head of his cock is blue too

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idia shroud x gn!reader

it is and he's mortified about it. his one saving grace here is that it's easier to hide than, say, his teeth or his hair, though god knows how he manages in the locker room whenever he's compelled to actually attend PE. never mind that in a school populated by dragon fae, beastmen, and merfolk a blue dick is comparatively mundane; to idia, his problems, real or imagined, big or small, are always the most catastrophic out of anyone's.

you're lucky he's more pent up than a dormant geyser, or else you might never lay eyes on his dick, let alone hands. even then, he spends a good chunk of your intimate time together fending off a panic attack, so petrified by the fear that you're secretly laughing at him you have to repeatedly remind him that sex is a team sport and it's okay for him to touch you back.

and if you want idia to feel at all better about himself, you're going to have to work for it. you'll be spending a lot of time on his dick and you need to make it explicitly clear just how much you love it. tell him in detail and at length how pretty it is, just as pretty as the rest of him. give him sloppy, desperate blowjobs, paying special attention to his head where it's flushed the darkest shade of blue, like the first cool wash of night bleeding over the horizon.

suck him off until he's tugging on your hair and shoulders and coming with a whine that you can feel like a twinge between your legs, then pull away with a slurp so he can get a good look at your sweaty face, at your swollen lips dripping thick strings of spider-silk cum. lick your mouth clean then let him tug you up and kiss you so he can lap up the rest, those sharp teeth he's usually so self-conscious about dragging very unselfconsciously over your lips.

he'll go right back to second guessing himself and your attraction to him once he's come down from his high, but that's alright. you don't at all mind convincing him over and over again until it sticks.

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