Bonus:

Bonus:

I think many thoughts about them, and this a big one :) ofc it would be a whole process, but I think wenclair would definitely adopt a kid in the end

(the bonus is entirely self-indulgent though, I just needed wednesday falling in love instantly)

Incorrect MHA as things I’ve said during ✨mental breakdowns✨ part 4:

*TW FOR ATTEMPTED $U!C!DE*

Shouto: you can take one look at me and know I’m not mentally stable! look at me, look at my hair?!

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Shouto: things were going great you know, then my parents just had to go and make me

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Jirou: there is no consistency, only Washing Machine Heart

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Monoma: If I have to be here, I am going to make it everyone’s problem

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Aoyama: the the shiniest broken disco ball

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Izuku: why did I do this? Oh, because I’m Izuku and I make dUMB DECISIONS

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Iida: the stress has toppled over, it’s panic attack time

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Kaminari: im resting my neck; it’s tired from keeping all my thoughts in my head

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Kaminari: what are words if not organized key smashes

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Aoyama: If beauty is pain, it explains why I am constantly hurting

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Aoyama: the question is, “how fabulous am I?” And the answer,,, is yes

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Uraraka: I am small and confrontational, fight me! The lord shan’t win!

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Izuku: I am small, and afraid of conflict; please don’t come near me

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Shinsou: and I’m going to grab some more coffee, because in the end, I truly am just an unhealthy bitch

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Kaminari: I haven’t said something relatively funny in the past 10 minutes; therefore, all my friends hate me and my potential is nonexistent. Have a good day.

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Iida: it’s a bad idea, but am I supposed to make good ideas? No! I’m a teenager! This sh*t is expected

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Jirou and Shouto: my two defining features are that I am 1) gay. And 2) mentally unstable

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Aoyama about someone who was rude to him: honestly, they’re so in love with me it’s sad

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Most of them, honestly: I don’t know romance, I only know trauma

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Aizawa or shinsou: fUck me; life is meaningless

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Aizawa: ah, natural selection

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Izuku: the only constant in my life is that I’m used as a therapist by all those around me

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Shinsou: cant have any traumatic memories if you don’t have any memories at all! Work smarter, not harder kids

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Izuku: why ask for help when you can crawl into a hole and die?

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Shouto: proof that I am both immortal and a glitch in the matrix: I have no memories of my childhood; therefore, I spawned. And I cannot be killed no matter how many times others have tried to kill me, and I have tried to kill myself

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Izuku: there was a conflict, so I had an anxiety attack. Then, there was another conflict, so I hid in the bathroom and looked at memes

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Shouto: after years of being unable to cry, I finally just had a mental breakdown and sobbed uncontrollably for two hours.

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Jirou: when people look at me I want them to ask, “is she gay?” Not, “what is wrong with her?”

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Mina: for someone who isn’t holding it together at all, I think I’m doing a pretty good job of acting like I know what I’m doing

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Monoma: if I can’t feel good at least I must look good so that others can know I’m better than them

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Kaminari: *altered slightly to fit the situation and because I’m not telling you my professors name* Mr. Aizawa doesn’t just wake up, Mr. Aizawa wakes up, tells me to go fuck myself, and goes back to sleep. That’s a day in the life of Mr. Aizawa

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Shinsou: I haven’t felt true joy since 1802

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Izuku: I love making fun of myself, because it gives me such a confidence boost while also making me feel like complete shit

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Jirou, Uraraka, or Sero: assign me more work, will you? Well, watch me down my third Monster Energy of the day, heha. *shaking* that’ll show ‘em. Caffeine runs through my veins! What runs through yours? Fuckin’,, oxygen? Blood? Weakling. Get on my level

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Izuku: okay, I lie to myself often, but this??? This was a betrayal

(If you’re wondering, I thought I had three more pages to read, not four)

Sero: Guess what number Im thinking of

Bakugou: *sigh* 420?

Sero: No, Im not that immature. Take this seriously

Mina: Is it 69?

Sero: Yeah its 69

Kaminari: Listen Jirou in this world it's yeet or be yeeten

Jirou: Please stop

Conversations I’ve had as incorrect MHA quotes part 31:

Kaminari and Aizawa:

Sero and Shouto:

Sero:

Tw: violence

Toga:

Jirou:

Tw: mentions of murder

Izuku:

Tw: mentions of medication

Izuku or kaminari:

Aizawa and izuku, honestly:

Hawks:

Tw: talk of violence and regurgitation

Shouto:

Jirou, doing a crossword: I need an eight letter word for disappointment

Bakugou: Kaminari

Kaminari:

Jirou: It fits