Some Mad Terms Of The Shivering Isles: GEOGORAPHY

Some Mad terms of the Shivering Isles: GEOGORAPHY

Geogoraphy = The study of the areas on Mondus where Sheo has the most influence with maps of varying colors indicating the type of blessing and level of madness.

Such Maps are called Mobs

Mobs = Maps of Blessings

Alinor/ Summerset isles  are probably Full red. (Cause Thalmor)

May also have maps of our world, where art galleries, theaters and music halls are mostly blue. Also London West End. Also.... Florida, I guess? Idk I’m a dumb European.

Different Blessings have different symbols and markers.Theaters, Insane Asylums, Animation Studios, Inspiring places that artists visit, as well as the homes/ headquarters of Crazy people like Cruella, the Joker etc. Also film theorists. May also include the positions of his hidden artifacts.

Sheo has plenty of mobs in his office, I mean Laundry room. Although he keeps Mobs of his favourite years in his bedroom as well. Haskill really has a hard time organising them, and Sheo hasn’t thrown any away since the destruction of Yokuda.

Elder Scrolls Madlibs pt.3

She woke up at 3 a.m, stagnating and sweating tequila, remembering the awesome end of her best friend she might have had cygnets for. It slurped to remember.

She cynically sat up on the bed and became aware of a debugged, hooded figure in the room. She saw a guy wearing a suit, looking creepy and full of cold beer.

With a noble smile on his face, he started “You deduce rather gaily for a killer... That’s CAPITAL, lass! You’ll need a clear magnetic field for what I’m about to cook up.”

The Bosmer is as loud as Ariel on her first 3 days as a human.

“You prefer drugs, then? As do I, dear child, as do I. Good, now that I got your number, let me fight myself...I am Lucien Lachance, speaker for the death-eaters brotherhood and YOU...”, he pointed abruptly at her “are a FISH!... The dweeb mother has been watching you. Observing as you dab without grocery or remorse. The dweeb mother is most pleased!... That is why I vent here before you; I come with a guide, an i-phone to join our rather hedonistic family...

Sheography of Sheogorath pt.2: Metal Alchemy and the Book of Rabies

This is the 2nd part of my google-translated Sheogorath Bio. It’s About the Artifacts of Sheogorath.

There are many artifacts associated with Geogorath, among the warehouses of many others, in which there will be no Wabbajack the most famous, and which must therefore be considered in the context of metal transformation or the cause of death. Some members of the Everscamp team also include Sheogorath, Others include Sugora armored Gamolbulpadi folk forklift, an art known as “Multi-disc burning is the power to chase our dreams.” , and the lesser known element, Folium Discognitum, a powerful book containing scenes of rabies. Along with Hircine Prince of Hunt, he is associated with bitter grace. In soot, the Prince Hunt is intimate pathetic.

Trans(lated) Sheogorath

or

SHEOGORATH IS YOGURT

The many names of the (TRANSlated) Madgod.

I attempted to google-translate the bio of some characters and here’s what I got from Sheo:

1.      Sheogorath  (The original, sometimes it got it right)

2.      Seogorath (Close enough)

3.      Sogorad   ( So... Go, you radical person, Sheo probably doesn’t want you)

4.      Shogura (Nani ?)

(looked it up, closest I found was shigure= winter rainshower? apparently... What with the rain and all)

5.      Zigguratgu    (....Cigarettes?)

6.      Schiograt      (A free trip to Italy?  Schiograt-uito?)

7.      Schwegarat   (um... Schweg? As in Swag? Idk)

8.      Geogorath

(Not to be confused with Geogoraph, That’s the Shivering Isles)

9.      George.... (prince of Jordan?)

And last but no least: the detail that was lost in translation.The proof that Sheo is, in fact

10.   Yogurt

FORGET THE CHEESE , SHEO= YOGURT CONFIRMED!!!

Also Bonus:

Translated Jyggalag

1.      Gigaragu

2.      Jigsaw.  (OMMG, that explains a lot)

Sheography of Sheogorath pt.3: Broken Time and the Dhedral rule

This is the 3rd part of my Google-translate Sheogorath Bio. It’s about the summoning of Sheogorath

Sheogorath is one of the simplest princes called Daedric. Sheogorath is built according to the dhedral rule.

Although the state on the date of the second call to the sun, time had broken up in the company of Sheogorath , either a wolf's skin or burning in the sun. On the same day his name was on the second day before, when Sogorad could sing at any time in a storm or leave the skin of a wolf or bear. Another way is to call the store to get wool, lettuce and ornaments stored in the corners of the mortal world.

Elder Scrolls mad libs

Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.

Here is my first one:

THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes

Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.

Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.

Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.

Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.

Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.

M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?